The Jacket

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Surprisingly good movie. Like I said elsewhere, I saw it on the channel guide, and thought, "Dude, this can't be good, as it's about a year old, has both Brody and Keira in it, and this is the first time I've heard of it?"

One of the more intelligent films about time travel (to give an unfairly capsulized version, but to say much more would spoil a lot of details). Some excellent acting from both the lead actors, and from Kris "I Fucking Rule" Kristofferson.

Oh, and a couple of quick side shots of Keira's tatas. Even if you hate the rest of the film, you owe it to yourself to at least see those two beauties.
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okay, so we have time travel, kris kristofferson, and keira knightly's jumbly bits??? obviously this should've been the last movie ever made, since that must be the ultimate cinematic achievement...
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Daniel Craig is in it too.
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That movie was very disconcerting for me when I realized he was fucking her half the time and then time travelling back to when she was eight years old or whatever and still looking longingly at her. It just creeps me the fuck out.
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I think I saw part of it. It didn't make sense because I turned it on in the middle of the film. HBO is showing it again later this week or next week, so maybe I'll try watching it.
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This was movie was such a rip off of Hannibal and Silence of the Lambs. I saw the trailer a long time ago and based on that I decided it sucked. So, there's this guy in an insane asylum? Boring. I think that plot twist has been done to death. And then soemone as completely ugly as Adrien Brody is going to fuck Kiera Knightly? Puh-leez. Of course, that skank will drop her dress for just about anyone. But it's no big deal for her since she has the same upper body as pre teen boy. Get her to cut her hair and you're looking at a pedophile fuck fantasy. What they should have done was make the insane asylum haunted and had Jame Earl Jones come in and chop every one up with a chainsaw. This movie sucked. Why are you discussing it?
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I did see this movie awhile back. Forgot to comment on it. Very odd indeed it was and a good movie.
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This one time, Kris Kristofferson starred in this kickass movie with Adrian Brody and a bare-chested Keira Knightley.

True story.
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