Pirates of the Carribean

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I had a minor amount of wood when Elizabeth stabbed the two running up behind her.... she had an extremely sexy face on when she did that. Was that the part they made with the sabers?
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dAVEY jONES AND i HAVE A LOT IN COMMON. wE BOTH LOVED FUCKING oRLANDO'S FATHER.

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Slicker wrote:As for the monkey being cursed did anyone watch the alternate ending for Curse of the Black Pearl? After the credits it shows the monkey stealing a coin.

I haven't read much of this thread but if that applies to anything then I'm awesome.
No, you're not. I already mentioned the bit after the dredits and it wasn't an "alternate" ending, just an extra little bit (But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you didn't mean alternate).
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Where's the trailer for Pirates III already? We've seen Spidey 3, and Transformers, and Silver Surfer and Shrek 3. All the other blockbusters.

Disney, you fucking cocktease.
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Yeah, I find that odd, too. Unless they just figure it's a given success and they don't want to do a trailer until much later for some reason?
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New trailer on March 19 during *ugh* Dancing with the "Stars"

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=19258
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*UGH* is right, but thankfully Youtube will have it ten minutes later.
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Chow Yun-Fat, motherfuckers!!!!!!!

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anarky wrote:Chow Yun-Fat, motherfuckers!!!!!!!


What's funny is Dr. McDiddlepants and I know it's Chow Yun Fat and keep saying it's Ken Watanabe. And it's not intentional. And we correct ourselves every time.

But we still do it.
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Any film in which Mr Fat (hee hee!) uses a sword or gun is, by default, a great movie.

This explains why Anna and the King sucked so hard despite his starring role.

In POTC3, he will use both sword and gun.

I wonder if a team of mathematicians could work for years and fill 60 GB explaining the amount of ass that'll kick?
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Imagine a movie where Johnny Cash, Kris Kristofferson, Christopher Walken, Chuck Norris and Chow Yun-Fat kick ninja pirate ass then have the world's biggest pillow fight with every chick from the "Who Do You Want Nekkid?" topic...who are actually nekkid in the movie. And then all of them get saved by a drunken, horny Joan Jett and her new all hot, all naked nubile co-ed back up band from Nazis.
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Will there be a bear anywhere in the film?
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Absolutely.
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http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/pirates ... dsend.html


there is the link. Shit looks damn good.
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I was just going to post the link. It does look awesome.
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