THIS. IS. SPARTA.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:24 am

Holy fuck buckets. Can you believe next week 300 comes out and smacks around whatever movies you USED to think were hardcore sword and sandal pics? I pity those old movies. They're gonna get kicked down a well. Did I mention it's by Frank Miller? Even though he's being a douche with the AS Batman, he gets a pass for writing such a balls out fucking awesome comic to get translated to the silver screen.

Post by **vynsane** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:53 am

we don't have a topic for this movie? what the fuck! i must be slipping in my old age.

yeah, this looks like it's gonna rock ass. and it's almost like it's a prequel to sin city, seeing as how dwight uses this battle as his inspiration for the back-alley shoot out in old town.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:15 am

That being the case, it could be a prequel to EP's fave, The Last Samurai.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:56 pm

Fuck that boring noise.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:44 pm

This movie looks cool on so many levels, I am afraid it will suck the big one.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:53 am

Mtv has a 300 second clip of 300.
http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?name=movi ... vid=136403

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:32 pm

I watched the HBO first look on this about 30 minutes ago. I will give it a shot

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:27 am

Dude - I'm going to give it a shot, and I might have to leave my seat and "give it a shot" half way through the movie because I'll be so fucking jacked up from the Frank Millerness.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:05 pm

There's a Warner Bros employee screening Thursday night. I LOVE working here.

Dr. Mcdiddlepants · Post by **Dr. Mcdiddlepants** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:33 pm

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anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:35 pm

So the truth comes out. EP turns tricks for cash.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:54 pm

What evah! What evah! I do what I want!!

Bitch.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:38 am

I really want to see this movie now. Not sure if it was The History Channel or one of the Discovery Channels, but this weekend there was a documentary on this battle and used clips from 300. Pretty kick ass, especially for a documentary.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:41 am

This movie totally deserved its $70 Million Weekend Box Office! You know what that means....

...sequel.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:46 am

Coming soon:

301.

The totally fictional story of 301 Roman soldiers who fight to the death against Hannibal's invading army.

Seriously, although it would be impossible to do a sequel, I still wouldn't put it past Hollywood to try to do a film about the fall of the Alamo using similar design and cinematography.