"sheen perception"

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Tue Feb 17, 2004 9:27 am

Can one lose it??? Does it even exist???
What if you really did lose the ability to discern, would it be a legitimate handicap??
I was wondering after Jeff Hackett retired suddenly from hockey due to "vertigo", which seemed to come out of nowhere, it lead me to try and come up with funny, questionable disabilities... Any other ideas??

PS - morbid obesity doesn't count

hyena · Post by **hyena** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:42 am

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Giraffe · Post by **Giraffe** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:03 am

*Giraffe sound*

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:36 pm

Isn't "Sheen Perception" when you can pick Martin or Charlie out of a crowd with no difficulty.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:22 pm

I thought it was how one looked at an afro.

The Cow · Post by **The Cow** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:49 pm

MOOOOOOOOO!!

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:10 pm

How about Mouse Shoulder? I swear to God, my right shoulder is stiffer these days than it has any right to be.... and I don't work out regular. The only thing that could be causing the fatigue in that joint is the fact that I sit with my right arm extended in front of me for hours a day, between work and home. Fuck, I'm old.

c0ldblue · Post by **c0ldblue** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:52 am

jjreason wrote:How about Mouse Shoulder? I swear to God, my right shoulder is stiffer these days than it has any right to be.... and I don't work out regular. The only thing that could be causing the fatigue in that joint is the fact that I sit with my right arm extended in front of me for hours a day, between work and home. Fuck, I'm old.

That's how I sit too, except I ended up with Mouse Dick.

This is not to be confused with Hamster Dick, which is indicated simply by an abnormally small and flaccid penis; HD spokesperson and posterboy, Slicker, refused to comment.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:58 am

Afro-Sheen

Seamus ODoyle · Post by **Seamus ODoyle** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:46 pm

Blimey! Oi've seen some o' those dirty chaps in me pub, spritzin' their hair with jericurl, and Oi'm again'it. Ye dirty bastards ken have your "Afrosheen" but na' in my pub. Dirty bastards.

c0ldblue · Post by **c0ldblue** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:41 pm

Seamus O'Doyle wrote:Blimey! Oi've seen some o' those dirty chaps in me pub, spritzin' their hair with jericurl, and Oi'm again'it. Ye dirty bastards ken have your "Afrosheen" but na' in my pub. Dirty bastards.

It actually took me longer to read this because of the accent going on in my head.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:43 pm

Great, a fuckin soccer loving, Guiness drinking, pissed off McFucker is now here. Go fuck a leprechaun you bitch

Seamus ODoyle · Post by **Seamus ODoyle** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:13 pm

kidhuman wrote:Great, a fuckin soccer loving, Guiness drinking, pissed off McFucker is now here. Go fuck a leprechaun you bitch

Right! We'll see how much of a talker ye are when my boot is stuck in yiur nutsack, ye fuckin' nancy. Why dinnae ye come down t' the pub and me an' the lads can take turns kickin' yiur nancy ass? And then after, we'll all have a laugh and buy each other pints an' talk about the time we kicked yiur arse.

Tom Foolery · Post by **Tom Foolery** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:54 pm

This is neither here nor there, but:

Burt Reynolds.

the vynsane asylum

"sheen perception"

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