Need to go off

[Troopersmo]

ok, lemme explain. I work next to this guy for a few hours each night.. We all work with someone with loathe.. well, IF I could explain to him how I felt without getting fired.. this is how it would go. Feel free to express your own thoughts on people you loathe as well!

here goes.

DUDE. BACK THE FUCK UP! Do you not underfucking stand the bubble rule? MY SPACE------ YOUR SPACE!! now again, back the fuck up off me. WHY must you bury your fucking face in my food dude? I have to eat that ya know, and having you fucking drool on it is gross.. back the fuck up! WHY is your head always leaning to one side?? Is your head that fucking heavy? are you that fucking lazy?? What the fuck is a matter with you man? Why dont you sit back down in your little cube, stare at a blank monitor and have a nice conversation with yourself.. GAH!! I didnt mean sit down and kick my cube wall you fucking lard ass!! Look you fucking Tard, you make Ji Ji Jimmy from Southpark look like a fucking genius.. I dont care if you have a certification - Your fucking gay for putting it in your signature on your email and it doesnt take away from the fact that you have NO PEOPLE SKILLS!! NONE!! STOP ASKING ME HOW STAR WARS IS!! The next time you devoure a whole fucking pizza, pace you self so you dont make your self puke..

ok, enough of this.. ( click ) BANG!

sorry folks.. had to put him down.


I feel better. kinda..

[hyena]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[Giraffe]

*Giraffe sound*

[Eternal Padawan]

There is nothing more righteous than dressing down some douchebag at work in front of everybody when you know everyone feels the same way but no one says anything for fear of being offensive. Like the jackass that tells the same fucking Michael Jackson joke to twenty different people and it wasn't even funny the first time. A hearty "Dude. Shut the FUCK up." gets you cheers and the look on his face is priceless.