hey newsbot!

Post by **vynsane** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:11 am

why isn't this story pouring out of your robotic ass onto my forum?

and more importantly, why is it the top story on yahoo? what the fuck is wrong with that site??? seriously, if i didn't know what kind of site yahoo was, i would think it was the onion - these two articles are almost identical in uselessness... except one is fake, made to illicit laughter, while the other one appears to be SERIOUS!!!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:05 am

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His source is the stockboy at the grocery store!!

Post by **vynsane** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:00 am

yes... i know... really, was this article originally written for "the onion"? i'm really curious...

Newsbot · Post by **Newsbot** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:06 am

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This in just:

My apologies, vynsane. When this story broke on the wire, I was too busy basking in the afterglow of Devastator's orgasm.

Then I had to get up and mop the entire room. That robot cums bucketfulls at a time, I tell you.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:17 am

Dude, what the fuck is it with gay robots here? We've got Devastator, Newsbot, Starscream, and now rumors that Zero's gay? Jesus. What, is this a gay robot club now and we weren't informed?

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:05 pm

Just send your avatar bitch their way, they wont be gay anymore.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:10 pm

Dude, if I had control over Jennifer Connelly, I wouldn't be sending her anyone else's way.

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:09 am

anarky wrote:Dude, what the fuck is it with gay robots here? We've got Devastator, Newsbot, Starscream, and now rumors that Zero's gay? Jesus. What, is this a gay robot club now and we weren't informed?

Excuse me?

I'll have you know that I only bang robot chicks, not robot guys. Now that Prime's pushing up electro-daisies, I've been consoling Elita-One. "Consoling" with my dio-coaxial interface port connector, if you know what I mean. Huzzah!

Zero · Post by **Zero** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:49 am

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