ukwILDcAT'S DAD GOT ME THE BEST PRESENT. hE STUCK HIS WHOLE FOOT IN MY ASS AND WIGGLED IT WHILE HE BLEW ME!
tHE BLOWJOBS FROM rOGUE ii'S DAD, aNARKY'S DAD, kIDHUMAN'S DAD, AND sANTA cLAUS WERE PRETTY DAMNED COOL, TOO. (sANTA MAY COME ACROSS LIKE A HARDASS, BUT HE'S TOTALLY INTO WHATEVER GAY SHIT i CAN COME UP WITH!)
Of course, Ah should mentain zat "a rock" is your mothair's pet name for taking eet een zee style of zee doggies for sevain hoairs straight, ho ho ho ho!
NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!