So, I drove a Porsche last night!!!!
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So, I drove a Porsche last night!!!!
Okay - so it was a Boxster, and I was nearly useless at making the transmission work.... I can now say that I have piloted a car created by one of the most prestigious manufacturers on the planet.
Yes, it was sweet. I was shaking the whole time.
Yes, it was sweet. I was shaking the whole time.
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Jesus man, I was so scared of breaking it I barely took it around the block. The other guy I was with WOULD NOT drive it, so it was up to me. I only got it up to about 70km/hr, but the pickup was just stupid. The herky jerky 3 point turnaround in one old-fella's driveway was the piece de resistance though - I was expecting the neighbours to start heckling me for my shitty driving, but it never came to pass. They likely thought I stole the car.
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That's funny - I'm not surprised at all. The only thing that leads me to believe you're lying is the fact that you were alluding toward some homsexual activity having happened between Snigtad Flornbi's father and yourself some time ago. Are you now refuting this Important Story?
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SO YOU DROVE A PORSCHE? BIG DEAL. I GANGBANGED TWO HOCKEY TEAMS THIS MORNING IN A PORSCHE, AND THAT WAS BEFORE BREAKFAST.
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Slicker's Mom wrote:SO YOU DROVE A PORSCHE? BIG DEAL. I GANGBANGED TWO HOCKEY TEAMS THIS MORNING IN A PORSCHE, AND THAT WAS BEFORE BREAKFAST.
Didn't you have the Hockey Team for breakfast?
It was a protein shake.
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