THE DESERT ISLAND

Robin · Post by **Robin** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:13 pm

Holy half day marathon, Batman! Is there anything we can do to help the MTS?

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:17 pm

Alas, old chum, we must follow... the rules. Any intervention on our part could hurt the network in the ratings. Lest you forget, this show is on the same Bat-Channel as our own.

Jeff Probst · Post by **Jeff Probst** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:31 pm

Wow!

Who knew that Yoda was really Green Hulk's father?

Find out how that ties in with the vow that Jedi cannot love, and more stunning surprises, after the break!

Jeff Probst · Post by **Jeff Probst** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 3:34 pm

You couldn't have seen that coming!

Grimlock: outed to the media. . . and he's not even gay!

Green Hulk wearing a colostomy bag for the rest of his life!

Dr Doom with "Insert cock here" tattooed on his buttocks!

Yoda sold into the harem of a wealthy Arabian oilman!

Cobra Commander exiled to live among the Gungans as a stableboy!

And The Cow crowned as The Ultimate Survivor! Wonder what he's going to do with all those Sizzler coupons: eat them, or go cannibal?

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 4:05 pm

I have to admit, Jeff. I didn't see any of that coming. Just like your mom didn't see me coming because she left it in her mouth and her eyes were closed.

Richard Simmons · Post by **Richard Simmons** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 4:36 pm

OH MY GOSH..... YAY FOR THE COW!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE WON!!!

Sorry, but you guys don't know her like I do - she's overcome SO much self loathing... for her to run around all bare-bum naked on a desert island with a bunch of has been superheroes and criminal masterminds is a HUGE step for her!!!! Thanks to my Sweatin' To the Oldies Millenium Edition, the Cow was able to lose some weight and start loving herself again.... I just KNOW that's how she was able to succeed on Survivor!!!! YAY COW!!!! *furious clapping*

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:14 pm

So, uh, this means the mods come back now, right?

Right?

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:20 pm

anarky wrote:So, uh, this means the mods come back now, right?

Right?

Sadly, it seems not. Short-sightedly, only Optimus Prime knew the location of the Desert Island - with news of his demise, that knowledge seems lost.

On the home front, we have dealt a mighty blow to the forces of Action On-Line, and taken back the "tv shows" forum in the name of vynsane!

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:17 pm

That's great news for the forum

Hopefully you guys can unlock some of the more "cherished" forums soon- I have a feeling that Reed Richards will play a pivotal role in the upcoming events

Somehow, I know that role is gonna change poor Peter Parkers life forever tho

Post by **vynsane** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:32 pm

hey! my title says "somewhat powarluss" now!!! awesome! i guess the MTS reservists are making headway in their battle.

maybe once they're done here, we should send them to iraq!

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:14 pm

That is correct, oh Mighty Vynsane - you have been restored of some powers after Optimus Prime made his valiant and heroic sacrifice to battle the minions of Action On-Line.

And on that somber note, a bit of good news: Quickly did we find one who was worthy of replacing said fallen comrade: ZERO!

As an android, not only will Zero be of immesurable help in recovering destroyed and/or corrupted topics, but will stand for no tomfoolery by those sypmathetic to the AO-L cause. Be warned, AO-L: your time of reconning has arrived! Soon you will kneel before Zod! YOU WILL KNEEL BEFORE THE MODERATOR TERROR SQUAD!!!

YOU WILL KNEEL BEFORE VYNSANE!!!!!

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:33 pm

And let me be the first to... welcome you into our fold, Zero. In your honor, Robin and I shall host a rolicking... Bat-Party. I have already contacted my good friend Bruce... Wayne and he has graciously allowed us to use... stately... Wayne Manor for the event. However, he and his young ward, Dick Grayson, will be on a business trip to Central City and he sends his condolences that he himself will not be... in... attendance.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:02 pm

We now not only hold both coastlines of vynsane.com, but now that I have discovered the treacherous ways of the Romulans, I have been able to restore some of the forums that were sent to the Phantom Zone. "Dare to be Stupid" and "SLOTHS!!!" are now in our hands. "DTBS" holds the most casualties, I fear, as a lot of the topics held within were also locked before being sent to The Phantom Zone. But the time for rejoicing still eludes us: we still have work to do, however, as the Romulans hold the creamy, nougat-filled center of the forum.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:08 pm

Rest assured... General Zod, that I have already used my Bat-skeleton key to unlock the parlayed threads under Dare to Be Stupid.

Robin · Post by **Robin** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:01 pm

Good work, Batman! Those no good Romulans are on the run!