THE DESERT ISLAND

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:06 pm

I hope part of the show is shoving Probst into a cows uterus feet first.

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:38 am

GOD DAM U U BIG STUPED FUKCING OUTAR SPACE PODIATREST!!!!! I SAYED NEAL WHO!!!!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:59 am

Maybe whoever it is got pissed when you wiped out the "Where Do Babies Come From" and "An Untapped Boobie Source" threads. I know if I were a mysterious voice transmitting from the far reaches of the cosmos, I'd not deal with an internet tyrant with such poor taste.

The Goat · Post by **The Goat** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:10 pm

Jeff Probst wrote:Tonight, tune in to see things that you probably will not BELIEVE could EVER be aired on prime time television!!!!

I'm not allowed in the house so I could not watch. What did I miss?

One time I snuck into Dell Rusk's house. It smells worse than my nuts do.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:45 pm

Dell Rusk wrote:
??????? wrote:
Richards wrote:
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Who's There?
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Neal
WHOSE THEIR!!!!!!

I MEAN NEAL WHO!!!!!!!

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

To me, Moderator Terror Squad Reserve Members! This travesty has gone on too long!

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:58 pm

O HOW GAY IS THSI SHIT!!!

U WILL NEAL, NEAL B4 ACTION ON LIEN!!!!!!!!!

FAG!

Alex Trebek · Post by **Alex Trebek** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:08 pm

The category is "You're Fucked"

The answer is Dell Rusk.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 5:08 pm

Alex Trebek wrote:The category is "You're Fucked"

The answer is Dell Rusk.

You've got that right, Trebek.

Quickly, MTSR - it seems the slime of Action On-Line have employed the services of the Romulans once again. They are trying to tear apart the database of vynsane.com - We must defeat them!

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 5:09 pm

Alex Trebek wrote:The category is "You're Fucked"

The answer is Dell Rusk.

And the question, old chum, would be, "Who has brought the meticulous SUVs of justice swinging down upon his big toe with a fury like a Triceratops in a tutu?"

I realize it does not make... much sense, and apologize. However, it is my job to protect the innocent citizens of Gotham from... one who is far better at writing riddles than myself.

Rest assured, my fellow vynsaniacs, that the Moderator Terror Squad Reservists shall... apprehend the vile villains responsible for this terrifying ticklish tale of Flantdigs and Bizarros. Order shall be restored soon -- same Bat-time, same Bat-channel!

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:21 am

BATMAN!!!! Good to see you survived the journey from our secret Moderator Terror Squad Reserve Headquarters in the Phantom Zone!

We must hurry, the Romulans have succeeded in cloaking half of the forum - all the best sections: "corn", "dare to be stupid", "comic books" and more all appear to have been wiped from existance! They are pressing their advantage, and have been given "interrim moderator terror squad" powers by Action On-Line - they hold everything below "Cool Stuff". I have successfully placed safeguards against Romulan incursion into the top categories of the board, and we now hold the high ground there - but I fear that we have much more to look forward to before Action On-Line is driven forever from this site!

John Madden, do you hear me? We need your assistance. With the combined might of the Moderator Terror Squad Reserve Team, Action On-Line will SURELY KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!!!!

John Madden · Post by **John Madden** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:28 am

Yes Zod, I have made it to the forums in which we are posting in and now have the power of running as Reserve Members of the Moderator Terror Squad.

You see, the Romulans have left their mark by hiding the forums. It is their trademark Touchdown celebration dance. We will be victorious when all is said and done. The Madden bus is ready to fly into action against this catastrophic enemy.

I do bring news also, 2 more members should be on there way here shortly. Once they arrive I recommend we split up ala episodes of Scooby Doo and face off against our many, mysterious foes. We need to play offense and not defense here.

Robin · Post by **Robin** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:41 am

Holy Birds-of-Prey, Batman! The Romulans have taken over! Should I prepare the Bat-analyzer to see if we can discover the source of their transmissions?

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:26 am

Ah, Madden. It does my cold, evil heart good to see that you survived the perils of the Phantom Zone Projector transference. However, the hour grows desperate, as the Romulans cloak ever more sections of the forum: I can only hope that their treachery can be undone, or even the great and mighty "SLOTHS!!!" area may be lost to us forever. This cannot come to pass! We must mobilize quickly to reclaim the sections that are still visible, and push onward into the cloaked territory. Then, and only then, after this forum is reclaimed in the name of vynsane, can we start to search in earnest for any surviving members of the original MTS - I only fear what we may find, if we ever uncover the location of the undisclosed "Desert Island"!

Bob Ross · Post by **Bob Ross** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:50 pm

Hey guys! I just got the happy little summons, and so I'm here to give you all the happy little assistance I can right here.

I'm gonna start by putting a happy little icon here <-- Just like that- isn't that nice?? Sure it is!

You know, together I think we can make this whole forum here look like a big ol' smiley face, just by puttin' a happy little beat-down on the Romulans. Tell ya what, I'm gonna get a sponge and some fresh colours and we can get started!! Sound good?? Sure it does!!

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:00 pm

Who the fuck are the Romulans? This shit keeps getting weirder and weirder.