This isn't exactly a "This or That," so I'm starting a new thread:
Imagine, first of all, that you are single with no romantic attachments, so staying faithful your wife or girlfriend isn't an issue.
You have the opportunity to travel back in time to 1960 for a weekend of hot sex with Marilyn Monroe. However, after the weekend is over, you will be returned immediately to the present. You will have to give up all your belongings, friends, and family. You will lose all sex drive and spend the rest of your life--and it will be a long life--living as a hermit in the wilderness of the Yukon, with no power, no running water, and human contact only once a year when you go into town to buy bacon. You will also have chronic arthritis for the rest of your days, and know that everyone you knew in your previous life will think of you as a huge failure.
Given this scenario, would you start out with doggystyle or female-superior?
Deep philosophical question
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Some Like It Hot is the only Marilyn film I've actually seen, but I wouldn't have had to have seen it to know she's at the very least in the top five hottest babes of the 20th century.
A funny thought I've had before (and more serious than my last one): we still today think of Marilyn Monroe as so incredibly fucking hot. But when you hear the name "Elizabeth Taylor," you think of this ratty old wildebeest-like vulture creature. Why? Because Marilyn died young. Sad as it is, there's no ratty old Marilyn Monroe hanging out with Michael Jackson to compare to the image of her as this young superbabe. But with Elizabeth Taylor, there is. Go back and look at Elizabeth Taylor in her older films, and you'll see that in her youth the woman was seriously fuckable. But you'll immediately think of the Ephant Mon lookalike she is now and become repulsed.
So, sadly, it's probably a good thing for the myth of Marilyn Monroe that she died young and hot. Though the Kennedys are burning in hell for-fucking-ever for ridding the world of such beauty.
A funny thought I've had before (and more serious than my last one): we still today think of Marilyn Monroe as so incredibly fucking hot. But when you hear the name "Elizabeth Taylor," you think of this ratty old wildebeest-like vulture creature. Why? Because Marilyn died young. Sad as it is, there's no ratty old Marilyn Monroe hanging out with Michael Jackson to compare to the image of her as this young superbabe. But with Elizabeth Taylor, there is. Go back and look at Elizabeth Taylor in her older films, and you'll see that in her youth the woman was seriously fuckable. But you'll immediately think of the Ephant Mon lookalike she is now and become repulsed.
So, sadly, it's probably a good thing for the myth of Marilyn Monroe that she died young and hot. Though the Kennedys are burning in hell for-fucking-ever for ridding the world of such beauty.
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