THE DESERT ISLAND

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Senor JabbaJohnL
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Post by Senor JabbaJohnL »

So, lemme get this straight:

*Dell Rusk arranged for the moderators to go on a cruise.
*Dell Rusk kissed the moderators' asses in order for them to make him a temporary mod while they were gone.
*Dell also made sure that most of the regular posters on here would get banned, to be out of his way while he worked his plot.
*The banned members, along with Reeds, built a machine so that they could post outside the Negative Zone, rendering their banning meaningless.
*Once the mods left, Dell claimed to be Snigtad Flornbi and started editing everyone's profiles and posts to be really gay.
*Snigtad Flornbi is in limbo and can still post, and claims that Dell Rusk is an impostor.
*Bizarro JediTricks has taken over the site with Action On-line.
*The Moderator Terror Squad is now trapped on a desert island, though they can now communicate through a rebuilt Grimlock.
*Bizarro JediTricks arranged for Jeff Probst to make another season of *Survivor there, and apparently kill the mods by making them endure challenges, though he seems like an OK guy.

So is BJT working with Dell? Is Dell actually Snigtad? Will the MTS get off the island??? My mind is literally boggled.
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Post by Slicker »

BJT MUST be behind this unless Dell played us from the beginning. This story is gettin' weirder and weirder by the minute. + i am geting geyer and geyr buy the minut + i liek ballz
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Post by kidhuman »

I think Dell taking over with Dr. Douche is a eperate take over from BJT and AO. I dunno, buit someone needs to save our asses from either mess. The only worse thing would be Phillip Wise trying to make this an official site.
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Post by Diabolical »

I can't wait for the Editor-in-Chief decide this was all a very bad idea (like unmasking Spider-man) and return us back to normal.
Or maybe the Scarlet Witch will show up and fix things.
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Post by GNT »

I do the Star Wars,Survivor Style series over at http://www.collectstarwars.com I'm up to my 19th series now :) and of course JT is not a happy beaver when it comes to Survivor Games :) My one is much more complecated :) I could always start my series over here...

Team A:
- Yoda (the smart, old one)

Team B:
- Leia (the nice one)

No reason at all

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Post by Cobra Commander »

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SSSSssssso..... Thiss plot is RIDICULOUSSSSS.... how DARE Action Online put us in such a position?!?!?!? If it were truly a fair sssset of contessts, I would have no problem, but the obviousssssly rigged nature of thiss FIASSSSCO is insssulting at BESSSST. We don't even know who our "competition" is, tho that desssspicable Probsssst ssssaid we should find out today.... Ssssssssss......

We WILL triumph, no doubt by using means more treacherous than even the charlatans now running vynsane.com could devise.... they would do well to begin composing their prayers for MERCY, they are FOOOOOOLS to think that such men as we would ssstad for THISSSS!!!! SSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Yoda »

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Challenge today has begun. MTS has Lost first contest. To dig in sand with Hulkslittleman was challenge. Force I could not use to move it. Little arms not quick enough. Had to find buried map so rest of team could go get treasure and way off island. Probst is douchebag. Next time, get them we will

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Post by DR. DOOM! »

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IT'S TRUE, YODA. THE OTHER TEAM IS FORMIDABLE INDEED. THAT SKINNY MAN WITH THE RED SHIRT AND WHITE HAT, THE ONE KNOWN AS "LITTLE BUDDY," THOUGH SCRAWNY, BESTED ME IN THE "STANDING ON A POLE IN THE OCEAN FOR A REALLY LONG TIME" CHALLENGE. IF I HAD DRAWN THE OTHER MAN - THIS "SKIPPER" - I FEEL EVENTS WOULD HAVE OCCURRED DIFFERENTLY.

HOWEVER, WE SHOULD FARE QUITE WELL, AS OUR SHELTER MADE OUT OF GRIMLOCK PARTS IS ALMOST FINISHED. THAT SHOULD TURN THE TIDES IN OUR FAVOR, AS IT IS NEARLY MONSOON SEASON ON {UN-NAMED DESERT ISLAND} AND OUR COMPETITION WOULDN'T HAVE THE RESOURCES TO ACCOMPLISH A FEAT SUCH AS THAT.
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Post by Senor JabbaJohnL »

Hmm, apparently nothing's happened on the island in the past five days.
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Post by Ran »

I'm a little worried for the hulkslittlegreenman. It sounds as if he might have been separated from Green Hulk.
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Post by Jeff Probst »

Nothing at all--that is, of course, if you consider nothing to mean that the Moderator Terror Squad Team lost the "Pig Semen Eating" contest and, as punishment, were condemned to Exile Island for a week, and their eyelids (or photoreceptors, as the case may be) were taped open and they must watch Richard Hatch do a nude interpretative dance to the complete works of Hall & Oates!

The ratings on this are through the roof!
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Post by bIZZARO tHE gRIP »

¿dONDE ESTA eXILE iSLAND? nO NEED TO TAPE MY OJOS ABRE, rICHARD WILL HAVE MY FULL UNDIVIDED ATTIONCION.
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Thank you, Mr Probst. That sounds even worse than that Bachelor shit my wife was watching last night.
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Post by DR. DOOM! »

Richards wrote:I'm flattered, Victor, but you have gotten it wrong. Tho you are indeed my arch enemy, I would never endanger the good people of this forum with such a dastardly plot. Something this nefarious is obviously the work to true evil. As i stated before, if you are willing, I will set aside our differences and call a temporary truce, so as to assist in any way my ultra-powerful mind allows.
No trick, Doom, if we don't work together, we will most definitely all suffer.

As a gesture of goodwill, I will use a new device I'm working on to triangulate your position, I don't know what good it might do but it is a start
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AH, RICHARDS, DUE TO THE DELAY IN POST TRANSMISSION, I ONLY RECENTLY READ YOUR REMARKS. NEED I REMIND YOU THAT I HAVE A LIFE BESIDES *YOU*. I WAS, OF COURSE REFERRING TO THAT MOST INDISTINCTLY NEFARIOUS OF NE'ER-DO-WELLS, *DOCTOR DOUCHE*! BEING THE MAGNANIMOUS DICTATOR I AM, OF COURSE WE CAN SET ASIDE OUR DIFFERENCES TO BRING DOWN A GREATER EVIL.

AND, YES, THE PIG SEMEN EATING CONTEST WAS A TRAVESTY. THAT GILLIGAN CAN REALLY CHOW DOWN ON THAT STUFF.
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RICHARDS!!!!!
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MOOOOOOOOO!!
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