filesystem c:/linux/grimlock ok
apt-get install post transmitter
installation ok
run post transmitter
command accepted, please login: DR. DOOM!
password: ****************************
welcome, DR. DOOM!
I, DOOM, HAVE FINALLY RECONFIGURED GRIMLOCK INTO A SATTELITE-BROADBAND SOLAR-POWERED POST TRANSMITTER. HE WAS IN QUITE A STATE OF DISREPAIR AFTER THE MTS HAD TO VANQUISH HIM. IT SEEMS OUR CRUISE WAS A PLOY BY MY ARCH NEMESIS, AND WAS TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF BY ACTION ON-LINE. GRIMLOCK WAS REPROGRAMMED TO STRAND US ON A DESERT ISLAND, AND DEFEAT US. THANKFULLY WITH MY GENIUS AND KNOWLEDGE OF ARCANE MAGIKS, ALONG WITH THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE MTS, WE WERE ABLE TO BRING HIM DOWN. IT WAS THEN AN EASY TASK TO REPROGRAM AND RECONSTRUCT HIM INTO THIS FORM. ALL I NEED DO NOW IS FINALLY SUCCESSFULLY ACTIVATE THE "EMERGENCY RESERVE MODERATOR TERROR SQUAD MEMBER BEACON" AND WE SHOULD BE SAVED FROM BOTH THIS ISLAND AND ACTION ON-LINE IN SHORT ORDER. I ONLY PRAY THAT THIS ISLAND ISN'T INHABITED BY ANY FOUL CREATURES.
end transmission
logout DR. DOOM!
logout successful.
enter command_
I'm flattered, Victor, but you have gotten it wrong. Tho you are indeed my arch enemy, I would never endanger the good people of this forum with such a dastardly plot. Something this nefarious is obviously the work to true evil. As i stated before, if you are willing, I will set aside our differences and call a temporary truce, so as to assist in any way my ultra-powerful mind allows.
No trick, Doom, if we don't work together, we will most definitely all suffer.
As a gesture of goodwill, I will use a new device I'm working on to triangulate your position, I don't know what good it might do but it is a start
A few days in space. What's the worst that could happen?
So, who is leading the brigade to find thiese morons to save us all from total doom? I nominate Slickers mom, she can sniff out green pricks like its no ones business.
Hey Slick: Do you think you can get your paws on some of those newly decommisioned Tomcats? That would greatly aid our effort.
If not, can you at least procure some golf carts? I know how lazy those NCOs can be, so I know there's gotta be a couple floating around that base somewhere.
Ah, dear me, I seem to have lost my grandiose former saurian form. Alas, I have been rebuilt, by the evil technological genius of Dr Doom and the former shady used car salesman using the moniker Cobra Commander, into a simple transistor radio. What an intriguing, albeit quite unusual, situation.
Apparently, my intellect was sabotaged--shanghaied, if you will--by the evil cretins at Action Online. I can only assume that the wretched mind control devices of that repugnant Insecticon, Bombshell, were somehow involved. The last memory I have was of editing the post of someone selling Viagra into some typically embarassing self-deprecation, then the next several weeks are a mere haze of unnecessary suspensions, cruise ships, and treachery by the villainous Dell Rusk.
Soon, however, Doom's plans will reach fruition. At that time, we shall return, victorious, with my new Nucleon-powered ActionMaster body. I know three things for certain: 1) My clarity of thought shall be restored, though I shall, sadly, lose the clarity of speech I have recently gained due to my faulty vocabulator currently serving as a microphone for the other members of the MTS; 2) Dell Rusk and his evil accomplices at Action Online must be stopped, no matter the cost; and 3) CaptainSolo1138 is still a truly dirty fatherfucker.
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"Among the winners, there is no room for the weak."
This is truly a dysfunctional site. I know you're all filthy homos, but I get a kick out of reading this shit whenever Natalie has to brush her teeth between blowjobs.
Need help with girl problems? Or need info on guns? Or want to know how to beat the boss in your favorite video game? I'm only a PM away!
Wow, it seems Grimmy is in pretty bad shape. Believe it or not, I feel for the MTS a bit. Not so much Grimlock (you mecho-dick sucker), but the rest of the guys seem to have it pretty bad right now.
bizarro JediTricks wrote:our mossssst nefariousssss agent hasss been disssspatched to desssstroy all tracccce of you.... ssssssssss....
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You wouldn't be referring to me, now, would you? Of course you would be, because who else but a former "alternative questioning" agent for the CIA like me would be well-suited for a job of torturing and harrassing a group of fictional characters on some remote, undisclosed island.
This will be the most exciting season of Survivor yet! Watch as the Moderator Terror Squad takes place in totally degrading challenges for Energon--the one commodity that can save them from this island!
They may already have fire, as Doom proved when he obliterated a small forest with his gauntlets, but are they ready to face a legion of the wackiest Survivor castaways ever?
And what will happen when Hulk's Little Green Man is stranded on Exile Island without the Hulk? You've got to see it to believe it, folks.
Find out all this and more, and see lots of gratuitous shots of formerly hot women in bikinis after they haven't bathed for two months and they've lost a disturbing amount of weight that makes their breast implants look like disgusting watermelons, this season on Survivor: The Desert Island!
Haha survivor is a stupid show lol especially now that on, TV they cut the groups into white black mexican and chinese haha BUT GRIM LOCK I HATE YOU AND, ALL THE OTHER MEAN GUYS ON THIS SITE!!!!! DELL RUSK IS A HOLE LOT BETTER THAN YOU EVEN THO HE CUMS TO FAST!!!