Congratulation Dell
Moderators: Batman, Zero, John Madden, Bob Ross, General Zod, Richard Simmons
Congratulation Dell
Me Grimlock be first to congratulate fleshling Dell Rusk on promotion!
Now members of Moderator Terror Squad begin time-honored secret tradition to induct new moderator. Short green fleshling will start off.
Now members of Moderator Terror Squad begin time-honored secret tradition to induct new moderator. Short green fleshling will start off.
"Among the winners, there is no room for the weak."
- captain funtime
- sloth
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Since Yoda not pay attention, me Grimlock don sacred Bacon Helmet of Michael Flatley, Lord of Dance, injest the mystical pig terd containing the faded Jar Jar figure, and begin time-honored traditional chant:
One, two, three and to the four
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr Dre is at the door
Gonna eat me lots of sweet potatoes
'Cause we're gonna make Dell Rusk a moderator
Givin' him the power to block the spammers
Especially those who come from Alabama. . . .
"Among the winners, there is no room for the weak."
- Cobra Commander
- moderator terror squad
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Tho it pains me to recite the ssssssilly phrases, it IS for a good cause, and ssssssssso, making sure my pants are in the "off" position and placing my hand upon the fabled Nads of the Newhongor I do sssolemnly ssssstate....
SSSSsssssssss......Five, Six, Seven, Eight,
Gonna make you sssstay up late,
A good mods work is never done,
Keeping folkssssss from having fun,
Take thisss job and do it well,
And hatsss off to our new mod Dell
COBRAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
- Diabolical
- (includes alternate sneering hissy fit head sculpt)
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- I HAVE THE POWER!!!
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AND LO, WITH THIS FINAL STANZA, I BEQUEATH UNTO YOU THE TITLE OF "INTERIM MODERATOR TERROR SQUAD MEMBER"!
a-moderatin' we will go,
edit posts to-and-fro,
to viagra spammers, we say "woah!"
to online casinos, we say "no!"
to pornography scammers we say "thanks!"
and surround our enemies with our tanks,
on unsuspecting forumites, we play pranks,
and cook those ballpark franks!
AND COOK THOSE BALLPARK FRANKS!
RICHARDS!!!!!
- GREEN HULK
- moderator terror squad
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