Your Mission, should you choose to accept it...

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anarky wrote:I bet you'd love Tom Cruise fucking in a movie, though, Jargo. :beard: :heybaby:
Ugh, dry heaving, bleurgh, Dry heaving at the dry heave. Fuck you Chux :frus:

Also, short is creepy now? And I'm looking at you Mister Hamlin. I just want to remind you that I'm 5'5" and fightin' mad. lol

I'm seriously hoping the report I read that Tom Cruise wanting involvement in the new Bladerunner is false news. I know he worked with Ridley Scott on Labyrinth, (and the Unicorn in Bladerunner came from Labyrinth footage), but no, if Cruise was in Bladerunner I wouldn't watch it. No matter how good it might be.
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HA, we just watched Minority Report last night.

i don't necessarily have anything against Tom Cruise. not a huge fan, but not a hater.

Nick Cage, on the other hand... he's such an impossibly bad actor, you just HAVE to watch his movies to see how bad he is in them.
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They found a replacement for Tom Cruise.

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HA! Fucking brilliant. teeheheehee!
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Jargo wrote:
anarky wrote: Also, short is creepy now? And I'm looking at you Mister Hamlin. I just want to remind you that I'm 5'5" and fightin' mad. lol
Not all short people are creepy by any means. But he is more creepy because he's short.
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Jargo wrote:
anarky wrote:I bet you'd love Tom Cruise fucking in a movie, though, Jargo. :beard: :heybaby:
Ugh, dry heaving, bleurgh, Dry heaving at the dry heave. Fuck you Chux :frus:

Also, short is creepy now? And I'm looking at you Mister Hamlin. I just want to remind you that I'm 5'5" and fightin' mad. lol

I'm seriously hoping the report I read that Tom Cruise wanting involvement in the new Bladerunner is false news. I know he worked with Ridley Scott on Labyrinth, (and the Unicorn in Bladerunner came from Labyrinth footage), but no, if Cruise was in Bladerunner I wouldn't watch it. No matter how good it might be.
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I'm small, but perfectly formed. (If perfect means amorphous).
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Went to see MI:Fallout tonight. First time I’d been to a Thursday night “preview” movie in a verrrry long time.

I like how Tom Cruise has basically duped movie studios into financing his adrenaline junkie addiction.

Benji finally got to wear a mask in this one. That’s been on ongoing joke the past three films.

Another top notch addition to the franchise.
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Saw Dead Reckoning tonight. Lots of action like usual, and some pretty tense moments given the word ‘Dead’ in the title. This is the first time since the first movie back in 1996 where one or more of Ethan’s team doesn’t make it. Simon Pegg and Ving Rames are both starting to show their age, but their characters are more supporting roles with Cruise and Haley Atwell doing the heavy lifting action-wise.

The pessimist in me recognizes the movie rips its villain off from Eagle Eye, I,Robot, Wall-E, etc, but whatever. It’s a solid addition to the franchise.
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I don't think I've seen the last 2 movies.
Definitely not the last one.
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