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I just saw a few different pictures of what I think is Superman from the upcoming movie. Why did they make him look so much like the Crhistopher Reeve Superman? He looks so wimpy...and a bit...uh...not straight. Now, I'm not suggesting they get one of those 'roided out freaks from the cover of Muscle and Fitness, but maybe someone just a little more buff. Granted, I will probably never see this movie anyway. Even as a kid, I wasn't much of a Superman fan.
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It needs Zod to be good.
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I'm all atingle. Seriously. When has Bryan Singer let you down. besides Apt Pupil.
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they definitely made supes a metro.
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Kind of NOT like the Frank Quitely Superman. I'm still going, and I'm still going to love it.
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Post by The Ghost of Lemmys Warts »

http://movies.apple.com/movies/wb/super ... _h640w.mov

That's the new trailer released today. Right click and save as, boys.
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Kick ass! Anyone else remembering Kevin Spacey's cameo in Austin Powers????
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Superman is DOOMED!!!
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Post by Dell Rusk »

i see why all u want 2 c this movie be cause u r all happy that finally some 1 made up a hero who is gay like u! me i like my super heros strait i was so happy when they killed the bald guy in xmen be cause some 1 told me he is gay in real life and i do not like to pay money 2 c gay people on the movie so i am glad they let magnetman live be cause he is bad ass and so not gay like u faggs.

guess what, chicken butt, i burned ur ass!!
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This movie is as wicked awesome as Dell Rusk is retarded.
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It was awesome, but not that awesome.
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This coming, of course, from a shit-head.
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And why are you a shit-head?

Simple. Anyone who doesn't think Superman Returns rocks is a shit-head. Therefore, you are a shit-head.
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Post by Dell Rusk »

anarky wrote:This movie is as wicked awesome as Dell Rusk is retarded.
it must b way kewl since i am not retarded u r

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Post by jjreason »

It was outstanding. Even though there were a few parts that moves slowly, the principal actors looked too young, and it was too long - it might STILL be the greatest superhero movie to date.

The first action sequence was so mind-blowingly, incredibly spectacular that I'm already standing in line at WalMart to by the DVD this Christmas.

Incredible.
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