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Tom Foolery wrote:I’m also gonna guess the super top secret name of the fourth Avengers movie is going to be Avengers Forever. Named after the Busiek/Pacheco maxi series of the same name. Why, do you ask? Because that series involved recruiting Avengers from different time periods to fight the villain and I think something similar will happen after Thanos defeats everybody at the end of Infinity War and they have to go back and get earlier versions of the heroes from earlier MCU films to take him down. That’s my guess.
The Russo brothers have said the title of Avengers 4 would not only spoil Infinity War, but it would also "scare" fans. Avengers Forever doesn't check either box.


My thought? 4Avengers4Furious.
True enough.

Avengers:Disassembled

Or

Avengers: Annihilation
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I saw the Venom trailer and it kind of confused me. I'm not an expert, but didn't Venom became Venom when Peter Parker realized the black suit was bad and the black symbonite ended up in the hands of one of Parker's bullies. Is it safe to say it takes place in San Francisco because Marvel is tire of destroying NYC?
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I don’t know, but I saw the leaked footage of him transforming into Venom and...yeeesh.
Also, I don’t think the Venom movie is part of the MCU. When they announced it, Sony head said it was and then Kevin Feige flipped out and made her walk that statement back later.

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There was a recent rumor that Tom Holland has a cameo, so who knows?

This looks really bad. Like Fant4stic or Suicide Squad levels of bad.
I'd feel bad for Tom Hardy, but his performance is too laughably bad in the trailer.
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Infinity War...holy shit.
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I’m going tomorrow at noon. Took the day off from work. My wiener must’ve took some viagra without telling me because I’ve been erect for like a week now.
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The entire audience was completely silent as the credits rolled. Not a peep.
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After about 30 seconds, one woman blurted out,"Oh, you assholes!" and broke the tension.
It was great.
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When does everyone think they’ll be getting around to watching it?
Because obviously there’s LOTS to discuss. And I despise spoiler tags.


Infinity War is gonna make more in its opening weekend than Justice League did in its entire theatrical run. Haw.
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You are one sandwich away from fat.
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Then I'll hit the Bowflex.

(I had to ask someone when the Bowflex showed up, and if that was a problem.)
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anarky wrote:Then I'll hit the Bowflex.

(I had to ask someone when the Bowflex showed up, and if that was a problem.)
You mean like, would he have known what bowflex was?
What was the answer? EDIT. It debuted in 1986, so presumably he’d been bombarded with late night advertisements before he left.

Also, do you personally pronounce it adVERTisments or ADverTISEments?
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Yeah, I was thinking it was a few years later.

Anyone else thinking that both pale Vision and either Joe Fixit or Professor Hulk seem like safe bets for the next movie?

And "ad-VERT-iz-ments" is only acceptable to Brits; otherwise, you sound funny.
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anarky wrote:Yeah, I was thinking it was a few years later.

Anyone else thinking that both pale Vision and either Joe Fixit or Professor Hulk seem like safe bets for the next movie?

And "ad-VERT-iz-ments" is only acceptable to Brits; otherwise, you sound funny.
Definitely thought the former. That color shift was no accident. I think Shuri mapped enough to give us cold, emotionless Vision who will not remember/be able to process his feeling for Wanda and will be a story catalyst for him trying to regain his humanity in future movies.

Hadn’t really thought about the latter, but that’s a good guess.
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