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Re: MCU Topic

Postby Tom Foolery » Sun Jul 21, 2019 3:48 am

Thankfully the series are all only 6 episodes long and spaced out, so one night of bingeing per should be sufficient.

I kinda wanted a Dr Strange: Midnight Sons movie where we get Blade, Moon Knight and Danny Ketch intros. But maybe for the third movie.

Also, since the Netflix shows are pretty much persona non grata at this point, will we be getting MCU versions of DD and the rest? Sadly, they’d have to recast or people would get confused.
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Re: MCU Topic

Postby anarky » Sun Jul 21, 2019 7:51 am

Tom Foolery wrote:I was reading the live updates on CBR as the panel was happening and I had to scroll back up and reread it more than once when they announced who was playing “Lady Thor” in Thor:Love and Thunder.

Fo' real doe.

Wonder what changed her mind?
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Postby Diabolical » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:19 am

anarky wrote:Wonder what changed her mind?

1. $$$.
2. Taika Waititi.
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Re: MCU Topic

Postby Tom Foolery » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:47 am

Diabolical wrote:
anarky wrote:Wonder what changed her mind?

1. $$$.
2. Taika Waititi.


True. And True. But she probably also signed a multi-picture contract and wants to fulfill it. Her agent probs whispered that it wouldn’t be beneficial to her career to piss off the House of Mouse. This is the path of least resistance.
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Re: MCU Topic

Postby Tom Foolery » Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:27 pm

Thought of a cool way to introduce mutants into the MCU. Adapt the ‘Fall of the Mutants’ story arc where the X-Men seemingly sacrifice themselves on live TV saving the city of Dallas. Combine it with the Siege Perilous story arc where they pass thru the Siege and “erase” themselves from the world’s collective memory. Set the first movie in the past(80’s? 90s?) and the post credit stinger would be the snap/blip undoing the Seige Perilous’ magic and the X-Men returning to the modern world.
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Postby anarky » Mon Sep 09, 2019 3:19 pm

Pictured: former co-star congratulates the new Kate Bishop.

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Re: MCU Topic

Postby Tom Foolery » Mon Sep 09, 2019 4:25 pm

Is that official? I’d heard her name was on the list.
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Re: MCU Topic

Postby Tom Foolery » Tue Dec 03, 2019 11:11 pm

I gotta be honest, I was more excited to see Taskmaster onscreen for like 0.3 seconds than I was anything else in the trailer.


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Re: MCU Topic

Postby anarky » Wed Dec 04, 2019 12:09 am

Who's Hopper? I've got to confess, this area of the Marvel Universe isn't my specialty and I'm not placing him.
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Re: MCU Topic

Postby Tom Foolery » Wed Dec 04, 2019 3:03 am

Red Guardian(well, one of them anyway. There’s been at least 12 in the comics). He’s the Soviet Captain America.
In the comics he was Natasha’s thought long dead ex-husband, but in the movie he appears to her comic relief father.
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Re: MCU Topic

Postby jjreason » Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:31 pm

I'll go. I've missed the MCU over the past couple of months. Oh, and it looks like there's at least one shot of Nat walking away from the camera which is worth the ticket price anyhow.
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