50 Shades of Grey

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 1:08 pm

Raise your hand if you don't give two shits about this movie aside from knowing you'll eventually check out bootleg clips of the nudie scenes online.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 1:49 pm

I'd only go to snag some of the girls that are dripping from watching the movie. That was two hours of easy foreplay so when I last only a minute or two she can't complain!

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 4:30 pm

And if that doesn't work, the Magic Mike sequel is on the way.

50 Shades doesn't even look hot. The chick doesn't look like anything special.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:20 pm

That's in line with the book. The rich douche is seeking women that remind him of his mother so he can hurt them & bang them. Nothing weird or anything.

Jargo · Post by **Jargo** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:03 pm

Jamie Dornan, from a faggots point of view, aint anything to write home about either. I certainly have no desire to see him do the ugly stick dance.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 9:01 am

What is funny is how many otherwise normal women I know who are completely open about and seemingly unable to contain their public excitement over a porno flick.

Tom Foolery · Post by **Tom Foolery** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 12:39 pm

The local radio station threw a special sneak preview event at our theater last night and 193 horny WASP housewives showed up. It was chaos.

That's what I have to look forward to this entire weekend.

The usher crew said the theater reeked of damp panties when they cleaned it. I lol'd.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:15 pm

I looked up the name of the actress for a bad joke on FB, and didn't know it was Don Johnson's daughter.

Fuck me, she looks like fucking Don Johnson. That's just some gross-ass shit. Now I don't even want to flip by this when it's on Cinemax in the hope of seeing some tits.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:42 am

Okay, Foolery. We know you've seen it. And I'm sure it was a bad movie. I just want to "hear" it from you. Or was it so unremarkable that you have no thoughts?

Tom Foolery · Post by **Tom Foolery** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 3:49 am

I actually haven't seen it. I walked by and saw like 30 seconds here and there while I was upstairs in the Projection Booth. One of those times was her getting fucked in the fanny.

But I haven't gone in and watched it yet.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 9:27 pm

Tom Foolery wrote:I actually haven't seen it. I walked by and saw like 30 seconds here and there while I was upstairs in the Projection Booth. One of those times was her getting fucked in the fanny.

But I haven't gone in and watched it yet.

So....was it difficult finishing your shift sporting a boner?

Tom Foolery · Post by **Tom Foolery** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:44 am

Pfft. It takes more than a bare ass getting plowed to give me a boner.

Incidentally, I watched Kingsman last night and that also has a fuck-in-the-fanny scene.
So that's two movies playing right now with anal sex.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 12:40 pm

Three if Transformers: Age of Extinction is still playing in your area.

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:30 am

this just shows the anti-man-pervert bias in Hollywood. Where's the "porn masquerading as something important" for us?? I mean sure, black swan happened, but that was worse than basic instinct as far as boring/boner ratio

There should be a thinly-veiled porno starring someone like Miley Cyrus- maybe even a comedy but with loads of wacky sex- tell me that isn't box-office, relationship-wrecking gold

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Fri Feb 20, 2015 11:18 am

Not if you think it should star Miley Cyrus. Eww.

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