50 Shades of Grey
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50 Shades of Grey
Raise your hand if you don't give two shits about this movie aside from knowing you'll eventually check out bootleg clips of the nudie scenes online.
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
I'd only go to snag some of the girls that are dripping from watching the movie. That was two hours of easy foreplay so when I last only a minute or two she can't complain!
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
And if that doesn't work, the Magic Mike sequel is on the way.
50 Shades doesn't even look hot. The chick doesn't look like anything special.
50 Shades doesn't even look hot. The chick doesn't look like anything special.
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
That's in line with the book. The rich douche is seeking women that remind him of his mother so he can hurt them & bang them. Nothing weird or anything.
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
Jamie Dornan, from a faggots point of view, aint anything to write home about either. I certainly have no desire to see him do the ugly stick dance.
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
What is funny is how many otherwise normal women I know who are completely open about and seemingly unable to contain their public excitement over a porno flick.
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
The local radio station threw a special sneak preview event at our theater last night and 193 horny WASP housewives showed up. It was chaos.
That's what I have to look forward to this entire weekend.
The usher crew said the theater reeked of damp panties when they cleaned it. I lol'd.
That's what I have to look forward to this entire weekend.
The usher crew said the theater reeked of damp panties when they cleaned it. I lol'd.
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
I looked up the name of the actress for a bad joke on FB, and didn't know it was Don Johnson's daughter.
Fuck me, she looks like fucking Don Johnson. That's just some gross-ass shit. Now I don't even want to flip by this when it's on Cinemax in the hope of seeing some tits.
Fuck me, she looks like fucking Don Johnson. That's just some gross-ass shit. Now I don't even want to flip by this when it's on Cinemax in the hope of seeing some tits.
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
Okay, Foolery. We know you've seen it. And I'm sure it was a bad movie. I just want to "hear" it from you. Or was it so unremarkable that you have no thoughts?
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
I actually haven't seen it. I walked by and saw like 30 seconds here and there while I was upstairs in the Projection Booth. One of those times was her getting fucked in the fanny.
But I haven't gone in and watched it yet.
But I haven't gone in and watched it yet.
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
So....was it difficult finishing your shift sporting a boner?Tom Foolery wrote:I actually haven't seen it. I walked by and saw like 30 seconds here and there while I was upstairs in the Projection Booth. One of those times was her getting fucked in the fanny.
But I haven't gone in and watched it yet.
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
Pfft. It takes more than a bare ass getting plowed to give me a boner.
Incidentally, I watched Kingsman last night and that also has a fuck-in-the-fanny scene.
So that's two movies playing right now with anal sex.
Incidentally, I watched Kingsman last night and that also has a fuck-in-the-fanny scene.
So that's two movies playing right now with anal sex.
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
Three if Transformers: Age of Extinction is still playing in your area.
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
this just shows the anti-man-pervert bias in Hollywood. Where's the "porn masquerading as something important" for us?? I mean sure, black swan happened, but that was worse than basic instinct as far as boring/boner ratio
There should be a thinly-veiled porno starring someone like Miley Cyrus- maybe even a comedy but with loads of wacky sex- tell me that isn't box-office, relationship-wrecking gold
There should be a thinly-veiled porno starring someone like Miley Cyrus- maybe even a comedy but with loads of wacky sex- tell me that isn't box-office, relationship-wrecking gold
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I just ripped off most of your pubes!!
I just ripped off most of your pubes!!
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey
Not if you think it should star Miley Cyrus. Eww.
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