Guardians of the Galaxy

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Finally saw this on TV last night. Hopefully it won't take me that long to see the sequel.
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What did you think?
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Ran wrote:Finally saw this on TV last night. Hopefully it won't take me that long to see the sequel.
Well, this is a lowball estimate, buuutt....


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I thought it was great. It ranks up there with Deadpool for me. The X-Men and and various Avengers movies are fine, I guess I just like these non-mainstream superhero movies more for some reason. I'm sure there are a ton of things in these movies that I don't get because I didn't read the comics, but they are still good. The only reason I knew that was Howard the Duck at the end is because of this thread.
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It was great! Shows what major studios can do when there is no promise of a sequel and they have to go balls out on the first one. Guaranteed the second one won't be nearly as "full" of stuff, but it will be nice to hang out with the characters again for a couple of hours.
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If this is any indication, the soundtrack will be just as awesome as the first one also.


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So hard not to get your hopes way, way up..... but it's looking pretty good.
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Holy shit holy shit holt shit.

How long until we can do spoilers? 'Cause there's a lot here that I need to discuss with folks who will appreciate certain things.
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I am tentatively going Sunday with my daughter, GF, sister, and mother.

Tomorrow is FCBD, bitches!
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Fuuuuuuuuck. You're one of the main people I wanted to discuss with. Well, you, and JJ, and DB, and vyn, and l, well, pretty much everyone here.

This movie might cause vyn to rapture. I'll say no more.
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"He may've been your father, but he wasn't yo daddy."

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I love that even though it's an uncredited cameo, he's listed as Zardu Hasslefrau. That's some next level commitment to a joke.

What an utterly glorious movie. I'm going again next week for sure.
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Tom saw it today but I wasn't invited. Fucking ingrate. I will try to go early this week so I can chime in.
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jjreason wrote:Tom saw it today but I wasn't invited. Fucking ingrate. I will try to go early this week so I can chime in.
Haha. Jokes on him when they read your will. "You get....NOTHING!"
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Saw it Thursday night and loved the shit out of it.
May go again tomorrow afternoon.
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