Samuel L. Jackson announces 'Avengers' cast

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Now, the really important part: Who plays Carol Danvers?
In no particular order, five actresses I'd be fine with.
Alice Eve, Kristen Bell, Sarah Jones, Katee Sackhoff, and Yvonne Strawhovski.
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We're good with Kristen Bell then as she was who I was thinking. Small in the bosom area though. :cry:
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There are ways to film around it, but at 5'1" I think Kristen Bell's way too short for Captain Marvel. I'd rather see her as Harley Quinn.

I'd like to see Yvonne Strahovski in the role.
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I know Kristen Bell mainly from her role of Anna The Unbelievably Stupid Moron in Frozen. So she bugs the ever-living shit out of me.

Then again, Chris Pratt definitely is the sort who would bug me if I saw him in anything before GotG or The Lego Movie.
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DUDE! chris pratt is the best part of "parks & rec"! his delivery and comedic timing is incredible.
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Veronica Mars. Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Fanboys. Heroes.
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And Veronica Mars. Which he said, but it bears repeating.

If this helps, Veronica Mars is the Firefly of teen detective shows. And you put off watching Firefly for a decade and regretted it.

While we are at it, let's cast the Inhumans movie as well.

Blackbolt - Tough casting. No one wants to play a mime. Clint Eastwood's son.
Medusa - Emily Blunt or Jessica Chastain.
Crystal - Chloe Moretz
Triton - some underwear model guy.
Karnak - Daniel Radcliffe.
Gorgon - Some WWE guy.

And Maximus the Mad - Keanu Reeves
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And I'm sure the words "teen detective show" immediately turned a ton of people off from ever watching the show.
Poor bastards.

I love rewatching VM and seeing not yet famous people (Aaron Paul) with one off parts show up or the fun cameos (Joss Whedon and Kevin Smith).
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You're all acting like I watch TV or something. :lol:
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It's not that. It's just that you're always late to the party when it comes to great tv.
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I just know two things about the upcoming Ant-Man film:

1) Garrett Morris had better have a cameo, and

2) There had better be a line about him having the strength of a human.
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5 ways to introduce the punisher into the mcu.
http://www.comicbookresources.com/artic ... c-universe

Netflix wave 2 is the way. Alter his origin again: Frank is/was special ops for SHIELD (formerly of the US militarily). When Hydra took over, Frank wouldn't play nice so they killed his family. Now he wages his one man war on both Hydra and criminals.
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Diabolical wrote:5 ways to introduce the punisher into the mcu.
http://www.comicbookresources.com/artic ... c-universe

Netflix wave 2 is the way. Alter his origin again: Frank is/was special ops for SHIELD (formerly of the US militarily). When Hydra took over, Frank wouldn't play nice so they killed his family. Now he wages his one man war on both Hydra and criminals.
I think they should make him a prime supporting player in their TV-verse as a NYC detective alongside his partner Jean DeWolffe and their Capt. Ned Stacy. And leave it that way for 4-5 seasons, but playing him up as real strong family man and introduce Maria and the kids as recurring characters.

Then in season 5 pull some Red Wedding level emotional shit and have them killed. The audience will be fucking raw and pumped when he puts the skull on the first time.
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That would be pretty cool. Make it so.
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That may be the best idea I've ever seen this week.
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