Samuel L. Jackson announces 'Avengers' cast

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There are two Thursday showings here, 7:00 and 10:00.
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You don't need me to tell you how awesome that was.
You already know.
But now y'all need to hurry the fuck up and watch it so we can talk about it.

PS there's a stinger in the credits(it's Thanos), but there's nothing at the end. I just saved you seven minutes of your life. You're welcome.
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Made me very happy, 2 thumbs up. Looking forward to going over it when we can.
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Oh, sweet baby Jesus, I need to go again.
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I've seen it twice.
When is everyone else planning so we can dispense with spoiler tags?

I think James Spader as Ultron was a delightfully chatty villain. "oh. Sorry. I'm sure that'll be fine."
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Should we wait until Monday to give people a chance to either: see the movie or understand that the spoiler will be flying at that time?
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I think that's fair, but we can even start a new topic and then merge later - that way folks know to stay away.
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Yep, the that there's a punisher period is awesome.
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Tom Holland - some kid you've never heard of - is the new Spider-Man.

John Watts - a director you've never heard of - will direct the new Spider-Man film.
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Hold up. They're gonna reboot it AGAIN?!
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You have to feel sorry for Aunt May losing her husband so many times.
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Wait... If Aunt May was a decrepit crone in the Maguire movies, and the much younger, still old but aged well Sally Field in the Garfield movies, then I vote for continuing the age regression of Aunt May and casting Emma Watson or Keira Knightley.
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Slicker wrote:Hold up. They're gonna reboot it AGAIN?!
Marvel and Sony worked out a deal to include Spidey in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. After the shit the last 2 movies took from almost everyone and rather than try to shoehorn that version into the MCU, they're just going to start over. Spidey will appear in Captain America: Civil War next year before getting his own flick. And it sounds like there really won't be much of an origin this time (thank Christ).

The only real shame is losing Andrew Garfield. He was the only real highlight of the Amazing Spider-Man movies. The rest was just a clusterfuck of studio meddling.
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Yeah, if they can use Garfield somewhere else in the MCU as Rick Jones, Richard Rider or someone I'd be estactic.
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