Spider-Man 4 is dead; Reboot to follow.

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Re: Spider-Man 4 is dead; Reboot to follow.

Postby anarky » Tue Jul 09, 2019 5:19 am

Your al a bunch of imature hobos.
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Re: Spider-Man 4 is dead; Reboot to follow.

Postby bIZZARO tHE gRIP » Tue Jul 09, 2019 9:48 am

anarky wrote:Your al a bunch of imature hobos.


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Re: Spider-Man 4 is dead; Reboot to follow.

Postby vynsane » Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:01 pm

anarky wrote:Am I fucking crazy in that I think this is a Top 3 SM movie? A lot of people seem to think it's pretty okay, or just for kids with no taste.

I'd say this, SM2, and Spider-Verse are a trinity of perfection.


i haven't seen SM:ItSV yet, but heard it's incredible. i would definitely put this in the top tier of spidey movies. honestly i think homecoming and this knock everything else i've seen down a notch. tobey was a great peter, but merely a passable spidey. garfield was a good spidey but a mess as peter. tom holland is the best of both worlds.

Tom Foolery wrote:Apart from the excellent train fight sequence, SM2 has always been slightly above average for me.


unfortunately, that scene - while great - is also disappointing to me. there is no elevated train like that in midtown, you have to go above 125th in manhattan, or anywhere in queens, or to the outskirts of brooklyn and the bronx to see elevated tracks like that. playing fast and loose with the environment is fine for fictional places like gotham, or metropolis, or baltimore, but NYC is such a part of the spidey story, that it's an issue. the only thing that makes up for it is the car full of passengers who help him when he passes out.
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Postby Tom Foolery » Wed Jul 10, 2019 3:05 am

I lol’d at Baltimore.
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Re: Spider-Man 4 is dead; Reboot to follow.

Postby Diabolical » Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:12 pm

Its been out almost 2 weeks, so I'm not spoiler tagging Spider-Man.

Mysterio's reveal of Peter as Spidey - So, Beck is on the ground dying, and Spidey was right next to him, right? Peter watched him die - so when the fuck did he film Peter's identity reveal?
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Postby vynsane » Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:58 pm

i'd imagine he recorded the dialog ahead of time and instructed his peter-billingsley-in-the-chair to splice together something in the event of his demise.
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Re: Spider-Man 4 is dead; Reboot to follow.

Postby jjreason » Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:23 am

Finally saw it. It was a "solo" for me - too soon on the heels of avengers to really hit home just yet. I'll enjoy it more next time.
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Re: Spider-Man 4 is dead; Reboot to follow.

Postby Tom Foolery » Wed Aug 21, 2019 3:40 am

Now that Far From Home is officially Sony’s highest grossing film EVER, they’ve decided now is the perfect time to toss their super lucrative Disney deal in the dumpster and set it on fire because clearly what fans want is a Spider-Man who ISN’T in the MCU...

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Postby Diabolical » Wed Aug 21, 2019 8:49 am

Apparently negotiations may still be going on, so all hope isn't lost yet.
And with so many different rumored reasons for this right now (all financial), I'm curious what the real reason is.
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Re: Spider-Man 4 is dead; Reboot to follow.

Postby anarky » Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:28 am

I hope they can iron this shit out. My FB feed is full of people who say it's not that bad, because they don't like the direction of Spider-Man in the MCU, but all of them can kindly fuck the fuck off with their dumbfuckery. He's not entirely comic-accurate. Big fucking deal.

Losing Spidey right after he's set up to replace Tony, and on the heels of that cliffhanger--fuck no. Fuck Sony in their molded vaginas.
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