What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:48 pm

Does she have any erect nipples during the show? A simple "yes or no" will determine entirely whether or not I ever spend the money and/or time to watch this movie.

mustard man · Post by **mustard man** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:25 pm

do the cops know where you are? drug head.[crazed]

pyrofreak · Post by **pyrofreak** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:10 pm

[:o)]i am evil clown! stand still as i rip off your face and eat your left cerebril elbow!

jdr3 · Post by **jdr3** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:48 pm

Why do they have to do a remake of Teen Wolf....come on...the movie is only 20 years old.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:56 pm

They are remaking Escape From New York. Thats fucking blasphemy right there....

Post by **vynsane** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:18 pm

they... wait, what??? they're remaking teen wolf? wasn't "teen wolf, too" enough?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:02 pm

Is it too early to declare that Hollywood really is out of original ideas, or do we need to wait for a remake of Ernest Goes to Camp?

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:50 pm

I recently saw the original one for the first time. I remember hearing that some guy was supposedly flashing his dick in the final shot, but my sister and I rewatched it a few times and it's obviously a lady (what with the tits and all). It looks like she was just fixing her fly, or her pants were too tight to sit down in so she had undone them earlier.

Nobody asked me, but I still answered. Bah.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:01 pm

What movies WOULD you remake?

Some insist that Hollywood take crappy movies and turn them into good ones. Others suggest that good movies be reinterpreted by different directors...

Would you remake Gone With The Wind? Wizard of Oz? Casablanca? Sound Of Music? Jaws? Blade Runner? Godfather?

Post by **vynsane** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:27 pm

Eternal Padawan wrote:Woudl you remake Gone With The Wind?

no, because it would also suck.

Wizard of Oz?

no, because the original still stands up.

Casablanca?

maybe, but only if it were the EXACT same script with some damn fine actors. i love this movie too much for it to get fucked up.

Sound Of Music?

no, because it would also suck.

Jaws?

there were already three remakes of this movie.

Blade Runner?

totally unnecessary

Godfather?

meh.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:34 pm

Escape From New York.

See topic name.

Enough said.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:02 pm

pyrofreak wrote:[:o)]i am evil clown! stand still as i rip off your face and eat your left cerebril elbow!

thats the smartast thing sayed hear!

RoIIo Tomassi · Post by **RoIIo Tomassi** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:24 pm

Pink Panther 2

Are you fucking kidding me?

Wait, wait. I'm getting a vision. Here's how it plays out. Years from now, Steve Martin dies ( how is not important) and he arrives at the Pearly Gates. And there stands St. Peter and he's not saying a word. And Steve Martin is just kinda standing there wondering what's up. And St. Peter still isn't saying anything. And there's this long uncomfortable silence. (its the after life, so it could be five minutes, it could be a million years. who can say) Anyway, after awhile the gates slowly start to creak open and Steve is thinking 'okay that was weird but I guess I get to go in now'. So the gates open up all the way and out walks Peter Sellers. And he walks up and stands next to St. Peter. So Steve Martin is standing there looking back and forth from Sellers to St. Peter and neither of them are saying a word. Then eventually Steve says "Yeah. You're right."

And then Peter Sellers pulls the lever and the cloud trapdoor opens up underneath Martin's feet and he falls into Hell.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:26 pm

So the first was so bad that Three Amigos and The Jerk can't redeem Steve Martin? Wow. That's bad.

RoIIo Tomassi · Post by **RoIIo Tomassi** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:29 pm

I'm of the opinion that Steve Martin should've fucking known better in the first place.

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