What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit

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Diabolical wrote:In the TV world, the trend of terrible remakes of terrible old showscontinues...
You best not be talking about Magnum PI.
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I don't think I ever watched a complete episode of Walker, Texas Ranger.
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They made another Charlie's Angels movie.
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Hollywood might be rebooting The Mask, except with a female lead.
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There's a Fast and Furious animated series coming to Netflix in a few weeks, which follows Vin Diesel's character's nephew. Vin's character appears a few time apparently.
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Doesn't look pathetic at all, but here's another way-delayed sequel.

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Looks good, but where's the funny?
Ghostbusters was a comedy.
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I agree. Sure, ECTO-1 is driving around, but it doesn't look like Ghostbusters.

Keanu Reeves is currently working on John Wick 4, Matrix 4, and another Bill and Ted 3.
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Another Bill and Ted 3 that’s different from the B&T3 he’s currently working on?
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Tom Foolery wrote:Another Bill and Ted 3 that’s different from the B&T3 he’s currently working on?
Changed the wording before I posted it and obviously didn't proof read it.

Out of curiosity, if they did Bill and Ted 4, on some level, could that be considered another Bill and Ted 3?
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Bwahaha...Lethal Weapon 5 with Gibson and Glover. Seriously?? Is Danny Glover not like 80 years old at this point?

Edit. Glover will be 74 in July. Mel just turned 64 in January.
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Tom Foolery wrote:Bwahaha...Lethal Weapon 5 with Gibson and Glover. Seriously?? Is Danny Glover not like 80 years old at this point?

Edit. Glover will be 74 in July. Mel just turned 64 in January.
Now he's really getting too old for this shit. Wonder if they are getting Joe Pesci out of retirement for this one. He's only 76.
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Tom Foolery wrote:Bwahaha...Lethal Weapon 5 with Gibson and Glover. Seriously?? Is Danny Glover not like 80 years old at this point?

Edit. Glover will be 74 in July. Mel just turned 64 in January.
Indiana Jones 5 with an almost 80 year old Harrison Ford.
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I really hope they don't resort to the cg de-aging they used in the Irishman for many movies featuring these old stars - it's fucking REALLY disconcerting seeing seemingly younger & healthier aged people moving like old folks. That fight scene with the deaged DeNiro "beating up" the grocer was tough to watch. Good movie though.
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Toxic Avenger reboot, anyone?
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