How I realized I was over Star Wars completely
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Re: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely
She was just sort of "ok" back in Jurassic Park. But, I think she's got better looking as she's got a bit older. Or, maybe it is just The Grin talking.
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She's like your friend's kinda hot aunt you'd totally bang after a few drinks.
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She strikes me as someone who would fuck like she got a doctorate in reverse cowgirl and it would more than be worth it.
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I'm always scared of reverse cowgirl. I'm worried that if my wiener bent weird it would get snapped in half & never work again.
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Somewhere in the world, there has to be a psychologist that has a name for the fear of reverse cowgirl, or at least a phobia for getting your junk bent.
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Jim's just afraid of seeing a girl's butthole.
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I love looking at buttholes - until I see something I can't unsee. Hygiene is important.
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I like to think that there is an alternate universe where Cliff Howard was selected to play the young Han Solo in the upcoming movie.
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That other Wookie in the Solo trailer?
Not Malla.
Sagwa.
Not Malla.
Sagwa.
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For a brief second in the Solo trailer on tv, I thought I saw Maz from TFA.
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I believe Maz will have a role - how much of one is anyone's guess. Cute character, I wish there had been more of her in LJ. Might have made that whole casino debacle a bit more watchable.
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Solo. Great flick, but...
Fuck that Darth Maul scene. Fuck it right in its ass.
Fuck that Darth Maul scene. Fuck it right in its ass.
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Forces of Destiny just re-canonized Princess Kneesa and the Gorax.
I don't think anything else happened SW-related of late.
I don't think anything else happened SW-related of late.
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solo was awesome. ehrenreich was a good han, but donald glover was an incredible lando! i want a lando movie now.
i love how lando kept calling him hann (rhymes with 'ham') instead of hahn.
i did not mind 'the scene', though based on recent revelations i anticipated it being boba fett, not darth maul.
i love how lando kept calling him hann (rhymes with 'ham') instead of hahn.
i did not mind 'the scene', though based on recent revelations i anticipated it being boba fett, not darth maul.
Life is short. STUNT IT!
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"The Scene" - so is (the character in purple) no longer apart of what they were once a part of? I have confusedness.
Many things were legitimized. The demarcation between PU & the universe established by the films themselves has been blurred severely if not completely erased. I have mixed feelings about that. I liked Donald Glover but didn't love Lando as much as I thought I might. I did like Qi'ra, but I find Emelia Clarke distracting at this point, for some reason she should only be in Game of Thrones like Mark Hamill should only be Luke.
Many things were legitimized. The demarcation between PU & the universe established by the films themselves has been blurred severely if not completely erased. I have mixed feelings about that. I liked Donald Glover but didn't love Lando as much as I thought I might. I did like Qi'ra, but I find Emelia Clarke distracting at this point, for some reason she should only be in Game of Thrones like Mark Hamill should only be Luke.
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