How I realized I was over Star Wars completely

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She was just sort of "ok" back in Jurassic Park. But, I think she's got better looking as she's got a bit older. Or, maybe it is just The Grin talking.
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She's like your friend's kinda hot aunt you'd totally bang after a few drinks.
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She strikes me as someone who would fuck like she got a doctorate in reverse cowgirl and it would more than be worth it.
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I'm always scared of reverse cowgirl. I'm worried that if my wiener bent weird it would get snapped in half & never work again.
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Somewhere in the world, there has to be a psychologist that has a name for the fear of reverse cowgirl, or at least a phobia for getting your junk bent.
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Jim's just afraid of seeing a girl's butthole.
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I love looking at buttholes - until I see something I can't unsee. Hygiene is important.
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I like to think that there is an alternate universe where Cliff Howard was selected to play the young Han Solo in the upcoming movie.
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That other Wookie in the Solo trailer?
Not Malla.

Sagwa.
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For a brief second in the Solo trailer on tv, I thought I saw Maz from TFA.
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I believe Maz will have a role - how much of one is anyone's guess. Cute character, I wish there had been more of her in LJ. Might have made that whole casino debacle a bit more watchable.
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Solo. Great flick, but...
Fuck that Darth Maul scene. Fuck it right in its ass.
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Forces of Destiny just re-canonized Princess Kneesa and the Gorax.

I don't think anything else happened SW-related of late.
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solo was awesome. ehrenreich was a good han, but donald glover was an incredible lando! i want a lando movie now.

i love how lando kept calling him hann (rhymes with 'ham') instead of hahn.

i did not mind 'the scene', though based on recent revelations i anticipated it being boba fett, not darth maul.
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"The Scene" - so is (the character in purple) no longer apart of what they were once a part of? I have confusedness.

Many things were legitimized. The demarcation between PU & the universe established by the films themselves has been blurred severely if not completely erased. I have mixed feelings about that. I liked Donald Glover but didn't love Lando as much as I thought I might. I did like Qi'ra, but I find Emelia Clarke distracting at this point, for some reason she should only be in Game of Thrones like Mark Hamill should only be Luke.
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