X-Men, X-Men Origins, Wolverine, etc.

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Can't say I blame him. Hotcha.
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Indeed.
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More photos of Miss Lee today, apparently chilling in a mall food court with gal pal Jean. It's like she stepped out of a mid-to-late 200's issue of Uncanny.

Anyone who complains that Bryan Singer's X-Men movies suck should be tied up, dragged out into the street, and... forced to watch X2 until they change their tune. Which ought to be about five minutes into the movie for anyone not suffering from severe mental issues.
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Deadpool trailer leaked.

Fuck all y'all haters. It looks awesome and 'R' rated and hilarious.
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That might be the best teaser trailer I've ever seen.
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I hate Deadpool.

I hate Ryan Reynolds.

And, yet, this movie looks fucking amazing.
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If anyone was born to play a character it's Ryan Reynolds and Deadpool.
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Think of the pissing-their-pants levels of laughter they must have enjoyed while coming up with all those zingers - and yes, Reynolds' delivery of them is 100 percent perfect.
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http://www.slashfilm.com/x-men-apocalypse-first-look/

Apocalypse looks like shit. So tiny.
Storm looks like the best Storm we've ever seen.
And Psylocke...damn!

Why are they all so purple?

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Apocalypse really does concern me....
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Diabolical wrote: Why are they all so purple?
I was going to say Louie the Lilac, but I think he's a DC character.
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Someone almost immediately photoshopped this, which looks so much better.
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Holy fuck.

Just holy, holy fuck.

This elicits in me the nerd boner that Star Wars VII isn't producing.
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Really good. I'm happy they've done so much justice to the franchise with these movies (I know it hasn't been a perfect run, but honestly - pretty good for the most part) - God knows it could've gone the way of FF very easily.
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