Hellboy 2 The Golden Army

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Be glad he doesn't make porn.
It would give a new meaning to boob starin'.
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i SAW THIS WAS PLAYING AT THE MULTIPLEX NEAR WHERE i'D JUST FUCKED jABBAjOHNl'S DADDY UNTIL HE WAS SINGING "yANKEE dOODIE dANDY" (A LITTLE NUMBER HE MADE UP THAT HE SINGS WHEN HE'S TOTALLY GETTING OFF ON BEING SHAT UPON). uNFORTUNATELY, i MISREAD THE TITLE AND THOUGHT IT SAID "hELL, bOY 2: tHE gOLDEN sHOWER."

nEEDLESS TO SAY, i WAS DISAPPOINTED.


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Saw HB2 today.
I liked it a lot more than the first. Better action, effects, and humor.
The only thing I didn't like was the same thing I didn't like in the first: bad guy - booooring.
The creatures were cool as hell though.
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Grimlock saw Heckboy.

I picked up the 3 3/4 inch Hellboy figure today. Its awesome.

I have a question maybe someone can answer:
How the hell does Hellboy put his coat on? The Right Hand of Doom is way bigger than his sleeve.

And the HB2 DVD comes out Tuesday.
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Diabolical wrote:I have a question maybe someone can answer:
How the hell does Hellboy put his coat on? The Right Hand of Doom is way bigger than his sleeve.
it's never really addressed in the comics, but i think one of the movie figures from the first installment had buttons up the seam of the sleeve.
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Ah. Good eye.
Looking at the figure there does appear to be buckles or buttons or something on the right sleeve.
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So.....They decided to reboot Hellboy?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2274648/
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With the cop from Stranger Things, replacing Ron Perlman.
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I would see this before HellTrump 2: The Golden Shower.
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