101 Movies That'd Be Better than Transformers....

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12. Britney Spears' Ex-Boyfriends Do Each Other
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13.) Nancy Pelosi and Newt Gingrich starring in 2 Speakers 1 cup
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14. Newt Gingrich and John Boehner in 2 Speakers 1 Cup 2.
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15. heh, Boehner
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16. Transformers:More Than Meets the Eye. Written by Diablo Cody. Directed by Woody Allen.
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17. John Boehner in The Crying Game 2

18. John Boehner in Candy: An Oompa-Loompa's Story

19. John Boehner in Orange Like Me
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20. Transformers vs. Othniel Marsh. Directed by John Boehner.
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Oh, come on, Rollo. That was too easy. We're not going for movies that would be more awesome than The Bourne Identity while eating ice cream on a stack of million dollar bills, while Anne Hathaway gives you head in the Catwoman costume. That one was just too easy. Obviously, it'd be better than Transformers.
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21. a remake of 2010: The Year We Make Contact performed by mimes.
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22. 90 minutes of this guy explaining the benefits of anal massage.



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23. A remake/sequel of Singing in the Rain, which is now a gritty crime drama punctuated by an alien invasion. Gene Kelly's corpse reprises his role as Don Lockwood, who's now a serial abusist living in Brooklyn with a talking rat (played by Rizzo from the Muppets). Music by Fear Factory (with vocals by Justin Bieber).
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24. A remake of Ferris Bueller's Day Off starring Will Smith's kids and Oprah Winfrey as the principal.
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Let's not give Hollywood any ideas that they may actually put into production.
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25. An All-Nude remake of 12 Angry Men entirely ad-libbed by the cast of High School Musical.
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26. a real-time movie that details my entire day at work, including the four hours commuting. that would be as long as watching all three LotR movies back-to-back.
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