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Finish the sentence:
"Transformers was so bad, I'd rather watch _________ than sit through it again!"
1) a porno of Nick Cage and his clone
2) close-ups of Bernie Mac's asshole while he shits
3) The Diary of Anne Frank, starring Dom Deluise as Anne Frank
"Transformers was so bad, I'd rather watch _________ than sit through it again!"
1) a porno of Nick Cage and his clone
2) close-ups of Bernie Mac's asshole while he shits
3) The Diary of Anne Frank, starring Dom Deluise as Anne Frank
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4) The naked version of Golden Girls
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How dare you people make fun of my perfect vision for "Transformers"! I didn't hear Steven Spielberg and Peter Cullen complaining when they sucked my cock for making such an awesome movie!
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go feather my pubes.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go feather my pubes.
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
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I'd like to kick your pubes. You didn't abuse my childhood, but I think you fondled it and posted pics online. You fucking mullet-wearing shitstain on a toilet in Sri Lanka.
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Transformers has been nominated for three Oscars, including Best Sound, Sound Editing, and Visual Effects. I think the rage all of you express right now is palpable.
My gripe with the Oscars is with the absence of "The Simpsons Movie" in the Best Animated Feature category. Seriously, "Surf's Up"???!!! WHAT THE FUCK??!!! At least "Ratatouille" will win that.
My gripe with the Oscars is with the absence of "The Simpsons Movie" in the Best Animated Feature category. Seriously, "Surf's Up"???!!! WHAT THE FUCK??!!! At least "Ratatouille" will win that.
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TMNT should be there, too, if only on the merits of the AMAZING animation. It really pushed the limits of CG.
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Apparently, Norbit was nominated for makeup. I give up.
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The sooner you give up, the less disappointed you will be. It makes life much easier.Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:Apparently, Norbit was nominated for makeup. I give up.
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7) two and a half hours of Rosie O donnell and Oprah Winfrey having a farting contest while naked
Vince, NO!!!!!
I just ripped off most of your pubes!!
I just ripped off most of your pubes!!
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Roger Ebert's How To Masturbate
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9) A crossover of the Mannequin and Weekend at Bernie's written by Paris Hilton.
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Ugh. Not to be a dick, but his scary-ass mouth would be moving all the time. His jaw is fuckin' freaky now.anarky wrote: Roger Ebert's How To Masturbate
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10) Gene Shalit's My Brown Eye Is Winking At You
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