101 Movies That'd Be Better than Transformers....

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27. This. (Michael Bay can go chew off his own scrotum)

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I looked up awfulsome in the dictionary and was referred to that video.
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Why does Wheeljack sound like Milhouse?
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I watched the first episode of Combiner Wars.

Um.

Yeah.

How do you take the IDW G1 designs, make a series loosely based on the comic, and fuck it up so incredibly badly?

I think Hasbro is giving us the mature G1 cartoon we've demanded, but making it awful on purpose. Which sounds like a tinfoil hat conspiracy, but they did scuttle both Resolute and Renegades with such timing that made it seem they were trying to keep fron competing with the live action movies.
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