Superhero casting call: What the hell ever

[Zero]

ANARKY DOESNT GET CREDIT FOR SHIT.

HE HASN'T WATCHED ARMY OF DARKNESS
OR
FIREFLY
OR
BLUES BROTHERS.

OH WAIT, MAYBE BLUES BROTHERS WAS SOME OTHER FUCKFACE.

BUT HE PROBABLY ALSO OWES ME $3 FOR USING MY CATCHPHRASE.

PAY UP, BITCH.

[anarky]

Three dollars?

For what?

Go fuck yourself.

Oh, God DAMN it!

[Tom Foolery]

Cast these Avengers/Marvel characters.
A baker's dozen to get you started.

Black Panther
Namor, the Sub-Mariner
Quicksilver
Scarlet Witch
Capt. Mar-Vell
Carol Danvers/Ms. Marvel
Rick Jones
Jen Walters/She Hulk
Nova
Luke Cage
Iron Fist
Dr. Strange
Moon Knight

[mabudon]

Nova should be played by Miley Cyrus, and I am not kidding

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Miley Cyrus will soon be Thor's sister-in-law.

Adrian Grenier should play Namor. Only because he ironically played Aquaman in James Cameron's faux-blockbuster on Entourage. Then he could be a comic trivia answer.

[anarky]

Michael Clarke Duncan as Luke Cage. Or, if he's not available, Ving Rhames.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Dude, those guys are way too old. If you were making a Luke Cage movie in the early 90s, then yes. But not 2014.

That's like saying Robert Redford should be Captain America, Burt Reynolds should be Iron Man, and James Caan should play Bruce Banner.

[Diabolical]

That's like saying Robert Redford should be Captain America, Burt Reynolds should be Iron Man, and James Caan should play Bruce Banner.

I would love to see that movie.

[Diabolical]

Sadly, the problem with Luke Cage is there aren't many notable, good young black actors out there.
At least none that instantly come to mind.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Aldis Hodge should play Luke Cage.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Chiwetel Ejiofor should play T'Challa the Black Panther.

[Diabolical]

Nathan Fillion should play everyone.
*Internet!*

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Nathan Fillion needs to drop about 60 lbs. He's getting into Val Kilmer/Laurence Fishburne territory.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Karl Urban could pull off Namor's smug arrogance. "Imperius Rex!"

[Tom Foolery]

That's like saying Robert Redford should be Captain America, Burt Reynolds should be Iron Man, and James Caan should play Bruce Banner.

Hey! Ironically, Redford is IN the Cap sequel playing a SHIELD Agent. In the movie, he's Nick Fury's boss (apparently a different boss than Powers Boothe in the Avengers). However, in the comics he was just another Agent, Alexander Goodwin Pierce.