My book wot I is writing.

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My book wot I is writing.

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If
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Been awhile since I hulked out. Ah, the good old days. :**(
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Just
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Well, I am a tool and if "smoothing leather" is a euphemism for fucking wrinkly old ladies then that's me alright.
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You can smooth my leather anytime, sweetie. :heybaby:





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If you could prove Jargo was actually your elaborate sock puppet account for the last 15 years I would ship you all 50,000 of my comics.
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If I could prove JabbaJohnL was my elaborate sock puppet, I would suck my own tallywhacker.
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Page
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Haven't
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Can you write the central person's sequence of events that you foresee & then build toward each point from various directions? I have no idea as I've never tried anything remotely similar other than investigating, and sometimes that's just it - people taking various & distinct paths to hopefully one conclusion - and some get there quickly, others languish. Just thinking of maybe a way to get moving forward.
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I
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One of the most common pieces of advice in writing, particularly revising, is "kill your darlings." Meaning writers tend to hang onto things they like but that don't serve a purpose. (See multiple instances of inappropriate humor in Lucas' original cut of Star Wars, which Coppola convinced him to cut. And Jar Jar, who needed to go, but Lucas had surrounded himself with people who wouldn't tell him that.) Tough to say without reading it, but maybe that applies to the Jesuits.
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Very
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Finally
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