Chuck Tingle: Greatest living author.

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Chuck Tingle: Greatest living author.

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Wasn't sure where to put this (that's what he said) but this book title was brought to my attention last night. 'Glazed By The Gay Living Donuts' by Chuck Tingle. I say book, short story really at only 4,000 words and roughly fifteen pages. It seems Mr. Tingle has been busy creating a whole series of these kwalitee 'books'

Other titles released are:

Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt.
Spaghetti Monster Tossed My Salad: (Gay Erotica).
I'm Gay For My Living Billionaire Jet Plane.
Pounded By The Gay Color Changing Dress.
Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner.
Space raptor butt invasion.
My billionaire Triceratops craves gay ass.
Anally Yours, The Gay Unicorn Sailor.
Pounded by the gay unicorn football squad.
My ass is haunted by the gay unicorn colonel.
Unicorn butt cops beach patrol.
Taken by the gay unicorn biker.
Top Horn. Turned gay by the unicorn pilots.
Pounded by President Bigfoot.
Seduced by Doctor Bigfoot attorney at large.
Bigfoot Sommelier Butt Tasting.
Turned gay by the living Alpha diner.
Trained By The Living Biker Train.

There's also anthology editions collecting stories into themed bundles.

I would say that the 'book' titles and synopses are actually more fun than the books themselves. Unfortunately most of these are merely Kindle editions and no hard copy exists. Otherwise I'd have snapped them up to give them pride of place on my bookshelves. I bring these to your attention as they may be the single greatest contribution to literature EVER!
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
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Re: Chuck Tingle: Greatest living author.

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Warning: Reading the list once will cause a laughing fit.

But waiting a few minutes and then rereading may cause you to choke to death from laughing so hard. Use caution.

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