What'cha readin', you illiterate fuck?
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- Tom Foolery
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Re: What'cha readin', you illiterate fuck?
What's the title of your book?
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Re: What'cha readin', you illiterate fuck?
It
Last edited by Jargo on Mon Sep 07, 2015 7:11 am, edited 1 time in total.
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
Whatevah!
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Re: What'cha readin', you illiterate fuck?
Sounds exciting Jargo. Good luck with it.
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Re: What'cha readin', you illiterate fuck?
Goddammit, I was going to make the obligatory "thrust" joke. Seriously, I was.
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Re: What'cha readin', you illiterate fuck?
I'm
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I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
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Re: What'cha readin', you illiterate fuck?
If you want something about seamen in your poop deck look no further!Jargo wrote:I'm only writing this thing so I can make poop deck jokes.
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Re: What'cha readin', you illiterate fuck?
Don't
Last edited by Jargo on Mon Sep 07, 2015 7:12 am, edited 1 time in total.
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
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Re: What'cha readin', you illiterate fuck?
I
Last edited by Jargo on Mon Sep 07, 2015 7:12 am, edited 1 time in total.
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
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Re: What'cha readin', you illiterate fuck?
heheh... heh...
if it's shittiness turned into hard cash, look no further for inspiration than the twilight fanfic that became 50 shades of gr(e/a?)y.Jargo wrote:Beef [...] lengthen
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Re: What'cha readin', you illiterate fuck?
You're about 25 pages father than I am in my book and I started like a year and a half ago.
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Re: What'cha readin', you illiterate fuck?
I'm
Last edited by Jargo on Mon Sep 07, 2015 7:13 am, edited 1 time in total.
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
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Re: What'cha readin', you illiterate fuck?
What's your goal on a final page count? Are you aiming for a shorter book around 75-100? Or 2-300?
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
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Re: What'cha readin', you illiterate fuck?
I
Last edited by Jargo on Mon Sep 07, 2015 7:13 am, edited 1 time in total.
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
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Re: What'cha readin', you illiterate fuck?
Just
Last edited by Jargo on Mon Sep 07, 2015 7:13 am, edited 1 time in total.
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!