What'cha readin', you illiterate fuck?

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What's the title of your book?
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It
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Hehheh... Thrust.
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Sounds exciting Jargo. Good luck with it.
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Goddammit, I was going to make the obligatory "thrust" joke. Seriously, I was.
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I'm
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Jargo wrote:I'm only writing this thing so I can make poop deck jokes.
If you want something about seamen in your poop deck look no further!
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Don't
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I
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heheh... heh...
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You're about 25 pages father than I am in my book and I started like a year and a half ago.
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I'm
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What's your goal on a final page count? Are you aiming for a shorter book around 75-100? Or 2-300?
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
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I
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I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
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Just
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I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
Whatevah!
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