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Dammit.
What kind of dirty, disgusting blackmail does he have on Marvel that he keeps getting The Punisher?

I just saw the interview with the writer. It's going to be the same old shit. "Frank is going to find himself in unfamiliar territory. Frank is like the boogeyman to criminals. It's been exciting to strip him down and get inside his head."
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He's got to be blowing Mickey Mouse.
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He's been pulling this shit since before the house of mouse bought Marvel.
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At this point he could be cutting and pasting panels from older issues and no one would know.
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Every character he draws looks the exact same, so it wouldn't surprise me.
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So if you read this weeks Axel In Charge over at CBR, he hinted at the Punisher being trapped in Weirdworld. Ugh.

Is THAT where they're going with him? He's going to be Marvel's version of DC's Warlord??

Thankfully the REAL Frank Castle is still locked away under Lake Michigan.
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I was wondering how they managed to launch 1024 new titles without having Punisher as one of them. ><
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No, they have one coming out. Remember we were bitching because Dillon is drawing it AGAIN.
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Oooh, I thought you were suggesting Weirdworld was going to be the Punisher book in lieu of him having his own title.
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Dammit, Steve Dillon, I didn't care for your art on Punisher, but you didn't have to go and die on us.
You were far too young. RIP.
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I know you'll cry over your Punisher books, but don't forget to take a (or "another" if that's suitable) trip through some issues of Preacher as well. I haven't read any of it for so long, it would be all new to me again... but I do remember it was fucking awesome.
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I would mourn the death of any comic artist.

Even Liefeld.

Though I might have to kick that particular corpse in the nuts first.
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The face that spawned a meme.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Frank_Face
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Fantastic full page run by Marvel honoring Steve Dillon. Loved the image. Anyone know if that was an original page, or was that taken from an issue?
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News out of SDCC. Frank Castle is the new War Machine.

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Some guy in their t-shirt making dept came up with the idea.
Oh sure, the t-shirt guy's idea gets done, but my idea about Frank and Kitty Pryde's time traveling child from the future being the leader of the Avengers gets ignored??
I know you fuckers troll here, Marvel! Make it happen!!
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