Tom Foolery wrote:It didn't sit right with me to fuck a dude's wife while he was serving our country.
Funny, I recall we were in Sizzler the day before that very party, and you were eating a hamburger steak with ketchup on it and you kept dipping it into your coffee--but I digress. In that Sizzler, you looked at me in the eye and said, "Anarky, I don't know everything, but there is one thing I know with utter certainty. I wish Slicker was married. I don't care if she's 700 pounds, with one eye and a constant stench of rotted cabbage coming from her maggot-infested vagina. Because I'd cuckold that asshole at the drop of a hat. I hate Slicker so damned much, I'd screw his wife even if she was Dom Deluise in a shitty wig, just so I could post the video to YouTube and shame his ass publicly."
I've never figured out why you hated Slicker so much, or why you've never mentioned it here at any point.