We are half way to May.

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We are half way to May.

Postby Tom Foolery » Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:32 am

Why the fuck is it snowing?!?

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Re: We are half way to May.

Postby jjreason » Sun Apr 15, 2018 10:53 am

It's hailing here - little tiny snow bullets that could almost penetrate your skin. There must be 1/2 an inch of ice on my car & on one side of the house. Just fantastic.
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Re: We are half way to May.

Postby Ran » Sun Apr 15, 2018 2:37 pm

Clearly Cobra finally perfected the Weather Dominator. Early last week we were starting to hit 90°F. Then by mid week, the winds kicked up to 60MPH and the temp dropped down to the 70s.

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Re: We are half way to May.

Postby Diabolical » Sun Apr 15, 2018 4:21 pm

A two day fucking ice storm here.
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Re: We are half way to May.

Postby anarky » Sun Apr 15, 2018 11:48 pm

I live in SoCal. In the desert. It's rare for a summer day to be less than 100°.

A couple of years ago, in May, my wife called one afternoon on her way home to tell me it was snowing. No shit.
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