i've been waiting for a package for a fucking week

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i've been waiting for a package for a fucking week

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it was supposed to be delivered wednesday. it's saturday.

would it be considered appropriate at this point to just leave my door open, with a note to the mailman to come inside. then he comes in and there's champagne on the table and barry white on the record player, and me, just sitting naked in a chair with my boner pointed in his direction, where i'll smiled and gesture to the kneepads on the floor?

because, at this point, the mailman needs to blow me.
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Without knowing your Postal Carrier's exact schedule, it would be problematic and difficult to maintain an erection indefinitely.
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When you say you want your copy of Chicks With Dicks, brother, you mean it!
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