DAMMIT ALL TO HELLSINKI OPHELIA! I DONE WAKE UP OUT OF A BACON DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER INDUCED COMA AFTER THREE DURN YEARS AND NEITHER YOU NER THAT DAMN IDJIT BOY OF OURS IS THAR TO PICK ME UP FROM THE HOSPITAL. I DAMN NEAR HAD A SECOND HEART ATTACK WALKING HOME. AND I DAMN NEAR HAD A THIRD ONE WHEN I FOUND OUT THEY CANCELLED LOST!
WHERE IS YA WOMAN?! I GOT A HANKERIN' FER SOME A THAT LARGE LOVIN'!!!
Dergnabbit Woman!!
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Dergnabbit Woman!!
Boy! Bring me the pork rinds! BUURRRRRP!
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Re: Dergnabbit Woman!!
Hey, Reggie! Long time, no see. Missed you at the last few Tea Party rallies. I got Bachmann's autograph last time, and she only had to check the spelling once!
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Re: Dergnabbit Woman!!
WHUT IN THE SAM HELL TARNATION IS A TEABAG PARTY OR WHUTEVER YEMS CALLIN IT? ARE YOU HITTING ON ME? AND WHO OR WHUT IS A BACHMANN? ARE YA ONE OF MY IDJIT SONS IDJIT FRIENDS HE MEETS UP WITH ON THE SEXBOX 360?
DAMMIT OPHELIA, STOP LETTING THESE DAMN JEHOVAS WET NURSES IN THE DURN HOUSE!! MY BLOOD PRESSURES DONE RISING THRU THER ROOF!!
DAMMIT OPHELIA, STOP LETTING THESE DAMN JEHOVAS WET NURSES IN THE DURN HOUSE!! MY BLOOD PRESSURES DONE RISING THRU THER ROOF!!
Boy! Bring me the pork rinds! BUURRRRRP!