I pulled into a shared parking lot for TRU, some hardware/gardening store, a restaurant, etc the other day behind this woman. Inexplicably, she stopped her car in one of the rows, so I pulled up short behind her about a good car length back. There was no way for me to drive around her, so I sat there frustrated wondering what she was doing. I saw her white taillights come on anjd became slightly alarmed, but not really thinking "Oh, hey this bitch isn't dumb enough to back up ALL the way to hit me." especially since there was no where remotely close for her to park to neccesitate backing up. But sure enough, she slowly started rolling back towards me and BUMP! She thumped right into my car. Then she jumped out of her car and ran over to check on me. 'Oh, I'm so sorry. I looked and you weren't back there a second ago. I checked and everything! Are you okay?"
I just gave her the flinty eye and asked if there was any damage. There wasn't. So she got back in her car and pulled around into some other parking space somewhere and I pulled ahead to go into TRU. As I was walking into the store i saw her talking to someother old women who she was apparently meeting for lunch, gesturing and pointing at me and my car. Then the other women looked at me and shook her head.
Whatever bitch. Neither of you can fucking drive and you both know it. Bitches.
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