a place to discuss my "ongoing" series of rants and raves on my rants/raves page... so far, it's not too ongoing, but i will probably be adding more soon...
I'm assuming you have to be one tequila shot away from dying of alcohol poisoning if you go into a tattoo parlor asking for a giant Adam "Counting Crows" Duritz tattoo on your back, or a tattoo of Angelina Jolie's Cambodian kid. The Walken tat is kinda badass, though, as is the Swayze centaur.
I would say 75 of those people are going to wake up someday and REGRET. "Why oh WHY do I have Al Bundy/Brangelina's brat/Bob Barker/any C-List celebrity of your choice on my flabby back?!"
The Spider-Man one was cool.
And John Wayne tatoos get a pass. That guy was money.
It wasn't a tattoo, but I saw some chick this week with what looked like a little Hitler mustache under her nose. When she got closer to me, I realized it was a black metal nose ring with a ball on each end.
Right now I am waiting for my daughter‘s orchestra performance to start. There is a middle aged woman near me with one of the shittiest tattoos I have ever seen. It goes from the top of her shoulder 2/3rds the way down her bicep. It is a poorly drawn house with balloons, sort of like the one from “Up”, except if it was drawn by a kindergarten teacher with color pencils. It says “the adventure is out there” below the house. Really wish I could get a pic, but it would be too obvious.