shitty tattoo parade.

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Re: shitty tattoo parade.

Postby Seven » Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:43 am

vynsane wrote:haha, that's awesome. the 'i'm kelly' one is great.

but HOLY FUCK when did madonna become iggy pop???


I am shocked out how horrible she looks. No big thang, never liked that skank anyway!

Great stuff DIA, 7 was great and the miley cyrus (sp?) one too.

I didn't get the last one??
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Re: shitty tattoo parade.

Postby vynsane » Fri Jun 27, 2008 5:56 am

Seven wrote:I didn't get the last one??


took me a beat, but it's the chemical compound for silicone.
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Re: shitty tattoo parade.

Postby Seven » Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:04 am

vynsane wrote:
Seven wrote:I didn't get the last one??


took me a beat, but it's the chemical compound for silicone.


ahhhh, now that makes sense and is hilarious! Thanks Vyn ;)
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Re: shitty tattoo parade.

Postby Diabolical » Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:46 pm

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Re: shitty tattoo parade.

Postby anarky » Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:44 pm

A penguin with a rocket? What's shitty about that?
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Re: shitty tattoo parade.

Postby Diabolical » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:48 am

Besides the fact that its from Batman Returns?
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Re: shitty tattoo parade.

Postby Diabolical » Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:28 pm

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Re: shitty tattoo parade.

Postby Double_G » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:38 pm


I'm assuming you have to be one tequila shot away from dying of alcohol poisoning if you go into a tattoo parlor asking for a giant Adam "Counting Crows" Duritz tattoo on your back, or a tattoo of Angelina Jolie's Cambodian kid. The Walken tat is kinda badass, though, as is the Swayze centaur.
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Re: shitty tattoo parade.

Postby RoIIo Tomassi » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:51 pm

I would say 75 of those people are going to wake up someday and REGRET. "Why oh WHY do I have Al Bundy/Brangelina's brat/Bob Barker/any C-List celebrity of your choice on my flabby back?!"

The Spider-Man one was cool.

And John Wayne tatoos get a pass. That guy was money.
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Re: shitty tattoo parade.

Postby Ran » Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:27 am

It wasn't a tattoo, but I saw some chick this week with what looked like a little Hitler mustache under her nose. When she got closer to me, I realized it was a black metal nose ring with a ball on each end.

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Re: shitty tattoo parade.

Postby Ran » Mon May 07, 2018 7:15 pm

Right now I am waiting for my daughter‘s orchestra performance to start. There is a middle aged woman near me with one of the shittiest tattoos I have ever seen. It goes from the top of her shoulder 2/3rds the way down her bicep. It is a poorly drawn house with balloons, sort of like the one from “Up”, except if it was drawn by a kindergarten teacher with color pencils. It says “the adventure is out there” below the house. Really wish I could get a pic, but it would be too obvious.


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