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Ringo Starr
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Post by Ringo Starr »

I know this is just a baldface attempt to get my attention, Diabolical, and have me sign your Punisher Summer Spectacular #3 comic book. Peace and love. Peace and love. But as I've told you repeatedly over the phone and internet e-mail, I am no longer signing things for fans. So please, with sincere peace and love, fuck off and leave me alone.

And say hi to your mom for me. :heybaby:

Peace and love.
peace and love. peace and love.
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Post by Inigo Montoya »

Jou keep saying 'peace an lõve, peace an lõve'

I do no think it means what jou think it means.
'Allo! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Post by Oliver Stone »

I DON'T MEAN TO ALARM ANYONE, BUT WHEN YOU REARRANGE THE LETTERS IN 'DIABOLICAL' YOU GET

LABIA COLD I. WHICH IS LATIN FOR I AM A FROSTY SNATCH.

YOU ALSO GET

LILAC AD OBI AND/OR LILAC AD BIO. AND I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. LOUIE THE LILAC AND OBI WAN KENOBI ARE UP TO SOMETHING.

AND OBAMA IS COVERING THE WHOLE THING UP.
IT'S ALL CONNECTED...
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Code: Select all

As long as we are telling takes out of school and fomenting conspiracies. 

Oliver Stone was responsible for Ted Kennedy's death. 

And George Lucas, Rob Liefeld, Robert Kirkman and President Obama killed Heath Ledger. Okay, Obama wasn't in the room. But he knew about it afterwards. 
And said nothing. 
code wrote:Bidi Bidi Bidi....okay Buck!
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Post by Venkman »

You take that back! Take back what you said about Rob, you little stupid robot! The only time Rob met Heath Ledger was when Heath called Rob to ask how he should play the Joker, because it was Rob's creation. Well not specifically, but he created the archetype that the Joker is based on. And because Christopher Nolan has admitted his Dark Knight Trilogy is just a thinly veiled Youngblood homage. The Waschowski Bros have said the same thing about the Matrix movies.
You need anything Rob? Wash your car? Cook you breakfast? Eggs benedict maybe? No? Need me to fondle your balls? Tickle your anus? Make you a nice fondue? I Love You Rob!!!
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Hey now. Hold on there. I think we need to take a step back here. There's been a lot of accusations flying around. A lot of things have been said. A lot of statements have been made as to my capabilities and conduct. A lot of it coming from my opponents. And I just want to set the record straight.
I have not touched Elmo's butt.
I am not covering up any possible anagrams made from the letter in Diabolical's name.
I was shocked and saddened, just as everyone here I imagine, at the untimely death of Heath Ledger. If there was some kind of premeditation between Lucas, Kirkman, and Liefeld, I was unaware of it. Although not surprised. That Kirkman fellow looks a bit seedy.

I'm glad to have the opportunity to address these baseless charges against me. And I look forward to your vote in November.

Peace out, playas!
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Oh golly gee whiz! George Lucas and Robert Kirkman in the same place at the same time? That sounds neat! George Lucas is kewl! because he makes Star Wars action figures for his totally neat Clone Wars TV show that has Savage Opress and Cad Bane and other awesome totally original characters. And Robert Kirkman invented zombies! on his TV show!!
Those guys are awesome!
Would you like a new Darth Vader sculpt?
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Spock! Spaaaahk! Spaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhk!

I....haven't...done. That. In awhile.
It's still....Fun.
"KHAAAAAAAN!!!!"
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More Cowbell?
I am the Modern Man.
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I know what this board needs.

A "Michael Bay getting water boarded" subforum.
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I would tell Nate to Shut the Fuck Up, but seeing as how he's already mute, the point would be moot.

These are the jokes, folks. I don't get paid to do stand up.
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HeyO!! Heh heh! Yes!
You are correct, sir!
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IF'N YER TALKIN' ABOUT THAT SUMBITCH IDJIT SON OF MINE, Y'AINT GOT TO WORRY ABOUT HIM POSTIN' NONE MORE OF HIS IDJIT TALK.
ME AN OPHELIA GOT HIM IN ONE A THEM THAR 'PRAY THE GAY AWAY' CAMPS. HE INSISTED HE TWERENT GAY, BUT HE DONE ASKED FER GLEE SEASON 1 DVD FER CHRISTMAS, SO'S I KNOWED HE WAS LYING.
Boy! Bring me the pork rinds! BUURRRRRP!
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Post by Daniel Plainview »

I.
Drink.
Your.
MILKSHAKE!

I drink it up!!
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!
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Post by Aunt Harriet »

Heavens to Betsy!

With all these men in here, I'm surprised Mrs. Funtime hasn't come into spread her syphill...er, I mean share her casserole.

Oh, hell. That's not true. I meant spread her syphilis. Jezebel.
That's nice, dear.
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