How long to Sloths fuck for?

sloths are awesome. everyone knows that. and if you don't, you're an idiot because they will gnaw off your genitalia. very very slowly. and it will hurt. bad.

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How long to Sloths fuck for?

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Anyone? I can't imagine a Sloth getting right randy about the whole thing.... first, they move slow. Second, they smell like piss. I thinking they're three pump chumps, but the pumps take about 3 minutes a piece.
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You humans ponder the stupidest things. Perhaps when you're slaving in my energon mines, you might not have so much idle time.
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i DON'T KNOW, jj, BUT i'LL TIME YOUR DADDY THE NEXT TIME i BANG HIM.

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tRES HORAS Y DIEZ MINUTOS.
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Starscream wrote:You humans ponder the stupidest things. Perhaps when you're slaving in my energon mines, you might not have so much idle time.

I came to the same conclusion, Starscream. Please do not assume all humans are similar. Some of us are God fearing American patriots who don't put up with guff from musllims, and communists, and jews. Frankly I was wondering why there should be a whole topic forum devoted to sloths, but not any other animal, like the mighty timberwolf. Or perhaps the infinitely more interesting greeling.
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I dated a girl who was so tight that it only took me three slow pumps to be finished.
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I don't know how long sloths fuck for, but here is a sloth in a box from when I went to South America. He must like the box because it looks like he is smiling.
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HOLY FUCK, SLOTH-IN-A-BOX!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S THE BEST PICTURE EVAR!!!!!
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Rogue II wrote:He must like the box because it looks like he is smiling.
...like a killer.
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i fucked a sloth one time. she was slow as shit and took forever. she was in my physics class freshman year. she wasn't really a sloth. just a dumb slow bitch.
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HEARS A PITCHER OF SLOTHS FUCKING!!!! AWL U FAGS R JACKEN OFF NOW!!!

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The Tiger on top was yelling really derogatory things in the bottom tiger's ear.

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Sloths fuck until they cum, and not a moment longer.
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I still don't know how long it takes sloths to fuck, but they only poop once per week. They are often killed when pooping by predators because they have to climb out of the tree to do it. On top of that, they can lose 1/3rd of their body weight in a single dump.

https://www.sciencealert.com/this-is-th ... -they-poop
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Here we are, in 2017, and I have no recollection of starting this conversation. I'm 100 percent ashamed - but I''m not 100 percent sure whether I'm ashamed for forgetting or actually starting it in the first place.
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