if sloths had jobs, what wud they be?

sloths are awesome. everyone knows that. and if you don't, you're an idiot because they will gnaw off your genitalia. very very slowly. and it will hurt. bad.

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if sloths had jobs, what wud they be?

Postby lana_gurl » Sat Apr 01, 2006 5:50 pm

<b></b><font face="Georgia"></font id="Georgia"><font size="3"></font id="size3"><font color="purple"></font id="purple">i was talking about this to a friend of mine the other day, we were discussing jobs that could be filled by sloths...we pissed ourselves for about 2 hours. we thought a few, jobsite foreman with little smoko lunchbox, waitress, train driver and more. what jobs do u think sloths could/would have and y?

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Postby Slicker » Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:53 pm

Sloths could be body shops since they take so fucking long to do anything. They could work at McDonalds because they take so fucking long to do anything. They could be in the military since they take so fucking long to do anything. They could be electric chair executioners since they take so long to do anything.


Wait a minute, scratch McDonalds off the list. Sloths are waaaaaaay to over qualified for that job.

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Postby kidhuman » Sun Apr 02, 2006 1:30 am

Sloths could work with Slickers mom, she likes to take it slow.

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Postby Dell Rusk » Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:08 am

hey lana gurl u r kewl & u r so deep & smart, do u have a boy friend if so u should not bring him her be cause all the guys here exept me and the ghost of lenny's wart r gay and will try 2 ppinch his but!!

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Postby Slicker » Mon Apr 03, 2006 12:14 pm

I won't try to ppinch his but!! I'll try and kick him in the nutz.

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Postby The Cow » Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:51 am

MOOOOOOOOO!!

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Postby Snigtad Flornbi » Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:10 pm

GOD DAM IT SMELLS GAY IN HEAR!!
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Postby Eternal Padawan » Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:35 pm

A sloth would make a good multimedia comptroller.

A sloth would make a good designated hitter.

A sloth would be a good pawn shop operator, or better yet, a landlord who rents his Commercial retail space to a pawn shop.
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Postby Bizarro The Grin » Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:52 pm

iF i EVER WERE TO RETIRE, A SLOTH WOULD BE AN IDEAL REPLACEMENT FOR ME. tHEY MAKE GREAT FATHERFUCKERS.

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Postby Negative Boy » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:17 pm

Sloths are incapable of holding down jobs because they don't have social security numbers. You need a social security or, if you are a foreigner, a green card in order to work in the United States of America. Unless you are crossing the border illegally, which many do by the millions every month. These worthless pieces of trash do nothing but breed and make more little filths that try to clean our pools and mow our lawns. But the govenrment just rounds them back up and send them back to Canada where they belong. Also, sloths are just dumb aminals and can't read a job application or have the neccassary dexterity to fill one out. They are like lizards but with more fur and less scales. If you are seriously considering hiring one, you are a big dumbass. And I will call the better business bureau and have you arrested.
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Postby Eternal Padawan » Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:55 pm

Sloths would make good valet parking attendants.
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