Heralds! To me!

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Re: Heralds! To me!

Postby unlimitedpudding » Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:24 pm

RoIIo Tomassi wrote:I wish I could grow a beard like Billy Mays.


He took that look from Al on Home Improvement.

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Re: Heralds! To me!

Postby Zero » Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:10 pm

FIFTY DEMERITS FOR MENTIONING THAT PIECE OF CARP SHOW.
NO HANDLEBARS HAN SHOT. FIRST! PERIOD.
NO HANDLEBARS MORE COWBELL!
NO HANDLEBARS GO FUCK YOURSELF™

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Re: Heralds! To me!

Postby Rob Liefeld » Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:50 am

Billy Mays... Ah, I would make good use of your assortment of gadgets that cost exactly $19.95 and are guaranteed to be worth 2% of that.

So queefs--I mean, should I look down and say it?
Should I look down and say it?

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Re: Heralds! To me!

Postby unlimitedpudding » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:56 pm

Zero wrote:FIFTY DEMERITS FOR MENTIONING THAT PIECE OF CARP SHOW.


Well excuse me but the resemblance to Richard Karn is uncanny. They were probably separated at birth.

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Re: Heralds! To me!

Postby Jargo » Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:00 pm

the next door neighbour on that show was a pedo for sure.
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
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Re: Heralds! To me!

Postby Zaphod » Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:00 pm

i once was on a tour of hollywood and i walked in on the mom from home improvement when she was shaving her legs. true story. i laughed at her cankles. she was mad at first but then she tried to shut me up from talking about her cankles to the enquirer by sucking my dick. ugly old broad, but she sucks a mean dick.

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Re: Heralds! To me!

Postby Orbsah Stealth Ninja » Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:31 pm

Arr Hair Douch! OYES!
No mo yankee my wankee!

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Re: Heralds! To me!

Postby RoIIo Tomassi » Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:13 am

Happy Birthday Again, Billy Mays!!!!




(PS. Sniggs using the term 'wigger' above just cracks me up. You're such a toolbag, Robin.)
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