Amazing but true Sloth stories

Rosie · Post by **Rosie** » Thu May 26, 2005 10:39 pm

he just hates me!!!!!

marney_tarah · Post by **marney_tarah** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 12:27 am

great thats teriffice

Rosie · Post by **Rosie** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:50 pm

not really if u saw him in real life though!!!!!

Bizarro Mabudon · Post by **Bizarro Mabudon** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:42 pm

mE AM ONCE SEEING bIZARRO sLOTH RUNNING AROUND SUPERFAST LIKE bIZARRO sLOTH LIKE TO DO. bIZARRO sLOTHS AM FAST AS HELL. bIZARRO sLOTHS ALSO AM LIKE bIZARRO fUDGESICLES. bUT bIZARRO fUDGESICLES NOT LIKE REAL fUDGESICLES. tHEY AM MADE OF DOO DOO.

mustard man · Post by **mustard man** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:55 pm

[vader][?][ST][ninja]A sloth walked up to this guy and genetalia and then rented the movie "Naked Lunch." But, the b***** who was running the movie store charged him 3.50 for it! What do you think he did next? Of course, he sliced off his head! He watched the movie. When it was over, it made him think... about killing someone! So he did.

THE END

[ ET ][beard][crazed][cy][ds][kitt][arrr]

Jem · Post by **Jem** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 6:23 pm

one day a sloth was sleeping then woke up and kicked a guy in the shin[ninja]Ha ha ha he sed and went back to bed[:P]the end.

Post by **vynsane** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:58 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by mustard man
 [vader][?][ST][ninja]A sloth walked up to this guy and genetalia and then rented the movie "Naked Lunch." But, the b***** who was running the movie store charged him 3.50 for it! What do you think he did next? Of course, he sliced off his head! He watched the movie. When it was over, it made him think... about killing someone! So he did.

THE END

[ ET ][beard][crazed][cy][ds][kitt][arrr]
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haha! he thinks you have to bleep yourself.

i've bleeped myself four times today!

Jem · Post by **Jem** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 12:36 pm

SLOTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mustard man · Post by **mustard man** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:11 pm

sloths are really really really really really really awesome[ ET ][kitt]mrsparkle[vader][cy][ds]

Silly fleshling double post. Me Grimlock not like double post. Me Grimlock kick butt!!

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:05 pm

Hope you have good insurance mustard man cuz' Grimlocks gonna fuck you up for double posting. I can't wait to see this.

Grimlock · Post by **Grimlock** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:19 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Slicker
 Hope you have good insurance mustard man cuz' Grimlocks gonna fuck you up for double posting. I can't wait to see this.
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Me Grimlock want to hurt stupid flesh creature for wasting me Grimlock time. But Optimus Prime say he needs me Grimlock to put hurting on Predacons, and Predacons take precedence.

Me Grimlock rhyme! Sort of.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:52 pm

I fucked a sloth once.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:09 am

That's no way to speak of your mother.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:45 pm

Actually, it was your mother.

And she was a lot faster than you'd think, you know, for a sloth.

Jem · Post by **Jem** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:57 am

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Grimlock
 <blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Slicker
 Hope you have good insurance mustard man cuz' Grimlocks gonna fuck you up for double posting. I can't wait to see this.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Me Grimlock want to hurt stupid flesh creature for wasting me Grimlock time. But Optimus Prime say he needs me Grimlock to put hurting on Predacons, and Predacons take precedence.

Me Grimlock rhyme! Sort of.
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